Izaya, Izaya Orihara. [He's just going to reply with the same manner, because the more someone trust him, the more epic the trolling shall be.]
Now then, Miss Usami, how about we start with you telling me stories about your life? [SMILESMILESMILE. REALLY, nothing suspicious about him. Nothing.]
Oh, please do not trouble yourself listening to this boring story of mine. [Yup totally a legit reasoning.] Besides, I am not much of a polite person if I let this beautiful lady before me let her beautiful voice unheard to this very place.
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How about you read funny thread over this place? It's preeetty enjoyable.
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creepily, bowing slightly.] Ladies first~no subject
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Now then, Miss Usami, how about we start with you telling me stories about your life? [SMILESMILESMILE. REALLY, nothing suspicious about him. Nothing.]
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What if we start with your life?
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Anything that you wanna share. Really, I am not too picky.
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[Well, he was expecting her to told him something more... informative.]
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