dear_mun | On heading over to towerofanimus...

Geez, what kind of vacations are you comparing going there to?

Eh? What's wrong with the Tower?

Being there's more like a trial than anything relaxing! There's nicer games, y'know.

Ooooh, it's an endurance game, with fabulous prizes for the winners!

...

_{[Well, she does know people have gotten rewards at the end of the really bad patches of time...]}

It's unrelenting, though. The place doesn't play fair at all.

There's no such thing as an unfair game.

[Beaming. Beaming. Beaming.]

It's just a swift-rule-changing game!

_{[..no, okay, she'll play along.]}

What if they never tell you any of the new rules, either? That seems less like a game and more like bullying.

[I am so sorry.]

Bullying?

[Headtilt.]

Of course not! It's a psychic training game! They don't tell you the rules because you're supposed to open your mind and guess!

O-open mind...?

..but I think there's a couple psychics already there. They don't know what's going on better than anyone else, though. How about that?

[Unmovable smile.]

Well, that's just to make it so that everyone has a fair chance!

...my head hurts.

_{[Initiate rub-temples-dot-exe.]}

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/whistles innocently

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let me just break out my crazy icons in revenge

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AiN'T No sUcH MoThErFuCkInG NoIsE As wHaT'S AlL To bE ThE MoThErFuCkInG ToWeR DuDe, yO
bItChTiTs mOtHeRfUcKiNg vErTiCaL AsS MaGiClAnD If tHeRe aLl eVeR WaS To uP AnD MoThErFuCkInG Be oNe
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Or sOmE ShIt wHaT'S To bE ThAt wAy
bE LiKe, DoPe bRoS Or fUcKiNg bItChEs oR WhAtEvEr tHe fUcK, yEaH? :o)

[Squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinting.]

I see! It is a theme park mascot!

[WHAT THE FUCK.]

UhHhHhHhHh...
hUhHhH? :o?
aFrAiD I DoN'T MoThErFuCkInG FoLlOw, DoG

[Beaming.]

It's okay, Mr. Mascot, you should let your heart lead you to where it wants to go!

Fuura-san, do not be fooled! I have heard rumours about that place!

[ Ah! ]

I'm in despair!

Sensei?

[Headtilt.]

What did you hear?

Scary things! Terrible things! You better not go there!

It will be an adventure!

[ A very girly shriek. ]

[A beamy smile.]

Sensei should come as well! It will be an adventure of self-discovery and self-growth!

[No, not really. It'll be a tour de morte more like.]

[ Shriek! ]

I would rather not!!!

[ The terror! ]

But why?

[Stare at these big eyes and despair.]

Because I'm scared of course!

[ That look on her face! No! Anything but that look! ]

Fuura-san! Don't look at me like that! It won't fool me! I am convinced that I will not go!

[ Kyaa!! ]

But see! If we go together there will be nothing to be afraid of!

[BEAMY SMILE.]

Everyone knows you only get scared when you're alone!