dear_mun | (no subject)

Yes, but that pales in comparison to the fact that I now seem to have gone insane and am talking to myself. And not in the normal way either.

[This is going to be wonderful.]

Don't you know where you are?

Well I was on livejournal for a while, but it seems to have gone the way of Naruto: the Abridged Series. This isn't the shadow realm, is it?

What's a shadow realm? [YEP. TERRIBLE.]

What's a-

Take that wig off right now, you impostor!

[Oh no you did not.]

The only impostor here is you. You've made that jarringly clear.

Oh really? If I weren't really Yami would I know about the birthmark on Yugi's ass shaped like Wisconsin?

What? [He regrets even talking to you you are so ridiculous.]

[Your face is ridiculous.]

See? You don't even know about it! So much for being an ancient egyptian pharoh inhabiting the body of a younger, innocent and nubile boy child!

Yuugi is his own person. [AKA: I don't do that thing anymore not that it's any of your business.]

He's my own personal bitch.

The name of impostor is too good for you. You're not even good enough to be called a copy! [DON'T YOU EVER EVER TALK ABOUT AIBOU LIKE THAT]

Damn straight I'm not a copy. I'm the original, baby.

Hardly!

[Whatever this conversation is boring Yami has something MUCH more interesting to talk about.]

Is that girl really your pet?

Your position requires no further information from me. [Hmph.]

No. Seriously. I thought- well. I'm pretty sure that we're gay.

[...]

You're the single worst impersonator I've ever seen.

All right. What's your explanation for all the jewelery and jumping in and out of a young man's body all day?

I don't have to explain anything to you.

( MEANWHILE, watching these two going at it is almost like porn. hnnnnggghhhhh. )

[Stocking no. Bad Stocking. At least want to have a threesome with two real Atems. Hmph.]

( unf. )

I don't think you could beat anyone as you are!