Semi-homeless? I have no idea.

[hooting_laugh]

First things first, Mun - hurry up and bring me over to the Mall. You know as well as I do that the others won't come over unless I'm there. It's only natural, since I'm so beautiful and amazing.

Yes, yes, there's that trite nonsense about the 'effect post' you have to write, but that should be simple to do, all things considered. Anyone capable of writing for me shouldn't find any lesser task 'difficult', which leads me to believe you are deliberately slacking off in writing it.

Honestly, how do you get anything done without me?

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[duuuuuuude]

[OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU.]

[hooting_laugh]

Oh hey it's the...frog?

Yukiko is sniffing the air around you. And now she's pouting.

"Oh, you're one of those ridiculous human Yosukes. I wonder why there are so many of you around."

...yeeeah Yukikowl here honestly believes that she's not an AU version.

[duuuuuuude]

So many of us? What are you talking about?

[Yosuke's taking a step backward just in case.]

[hooting_laugh]

"You know. Humans."

Pause.

"Everyone knows Yosuke's a frog, after all."

[duuuuuuude]

Do I look like a frog to you?!

[hooting_laugh]

"Of course not. And you don't smell like one either."

Her wings rustle with the sound of folding paper.

"It's like...you're like Yosuke, but without any of his good points."