Voice Test & (probably) Spoilers ahead!

[bunnyclip]

Yoohoo! Great to meet you, mundane! Oh, and hey DM-guys! I'm Junko Enoshima, 'Super High-school Level Fashion Girl'. Pretty long title, huh? Maybe I should shorten it, or something... Ah, forget it, I'm here now, so that's all that matters.

Comments

[strider_pride]

"super high-school level fashion girl"???
holy shit that is a long ass title
thank god im in middle school level

[bunnyclip]

I know, right? It just keeps going on and on. It's why I don't use it a lot. [Beat.] You know, you're kind of cute for a middle-school kid. I have friends who would totally be into a shouta like you. Just let me know if you want me to introduce you~

[strider_pride]

gee thanks
i would so love to meet your friends and stuff
wow

[bunnyclip]

That better not be sarcasm, kid.

[strider_pride]

of course not
im being totally sincere
you guys sound like cool people to hang out with

[bunnyclip]

Ha! That's good, because snarky kids get gobbled up by big, mean high-school girls.

[strider_pride]

ooh how scary
i better be careful
no telling whatll happen to me if i snark around those girls

[bunnyclip]

I dunno, maybe you'd like to get swarmed by squealing girls. Unless you're into boys, which I can totally understand.

[strider_pride]

hell no
im not into dudes
i can get many babes as i want with my sick beats and rapping skills
word

[bunnyclip]

'Word'...? Please, never say that, again.

[strider_pride]

what???
am i coming on too strong for you???
well excuse me princess

[bunnyclip]

More like coming on too lame.

[strider_pride]

pfffft
youre arent the first one to say that
i guess not everyone can appreciate the strider charm

[bunnyclip]

You were charming before you said 'word'. Seriously, I think I was developing a crush.

[strider_pride]

is that sarcasm
or is that irony???

[bunnyclip]

Why don't you find out yourself?

[strider_pride]

maybe i will
maybe i wont
who knows???
it sounds fun to find out

[bunnyclip]

If it's fun, then you should do it. Don't waste your youth!

[strider_pride]

good thing tsundere girls arent my type
id get gray hairs from dealing with their hot and cold tempers
but its better than getting a sharp stick in the eye

[bunnyclip]

Good thing I'm not a tsundere, then. I'm way more of the big sis type, dontcha think?

[strider_pride]

welp
no one can stop this rap machine from doing his thing
bros before hos

oh, don't mind me.

[disbear]

So this is where people go when they're dead!

nooooooooooo! also, this is pre-death!Junko

[bunnyclip]

Huh? What are you talking about?

Gotcha!

[disbear]

What am I talking about...?

I'm talking about death. Death! Your death! You're dead! Pushing up daisies. Buried six feet under. Stabbed over and over by Gungnir the Spear and turned into Swiss fashion cheese!

You don't... remember any of that?

Re: Gotcha!

[bunnyclip]

What?! That bastard! I thought-- I thought we were all going to live there... That fucker!

[She pauses, breathing heavily.]

No. No, this is some sick joke, right? You're getting off to this, aren't you?!

[disbear]

No, that part was true. Nothing's stopping you all from living together all happily and peacefully. I stake my honor as a bear on that!

... except you broke the rules.

[bunnyclip]

Bullshit! I never broke any rule! I didn't!

[disbear]

Violence against the headmaster is forbidden. You can't lie about putting your foot in the Headmaster's face, Enoshima~

[bunnyclip]

Put my... Stop taking about your creepy fantasies, perv-bear! Go dream about getting stomped on by someone else!

...And who the hell is Gungnir?! There wasn't anyone with that name in the group.

[donuts5ever]

Enoshima-chan...?

[Oh Boy here go the waterworks again.]

Are.... Are you okay? Um... you know.... well you look alright I guess?

[bunnyclip]

[Oh damn, don't cry, don't cry, don't--

Great. She's crying. Junko doesn't know how to handle tears!]

Huh? Asahina, what're you crying about?

[donuts5ever]

You... You...

It just looked like that really hurt and... it's the first time I ever saw someone die.

[bunnyclip]

Hurt? No way! That bear's so weak, I didn't even feel a thing!

[She glances around uncomfortable, scowling slightly.]

So don't worry about me - you gotta take care of yourself, you know?

[donuts5ever]

I donno... with everyone dying I'm kind of doubting that I'll live much longer. But! I'm glad you're okay.

[bunnyclip]

Hey, don't say stuff like that. It's totally uncool.

'Sides, you've got that swimming thing going for you, so you gotta be pretty fit. If anyone comes after you, just run away or backstroke 'em in the face.

[dissociates]

... Ah... so you're here too... is... is this place a testing ground or a graveyard...

[bunnyclip]

Graveyard? Real funny, Fukawa.

[dissociates]

[ oops. ]

... E-Eavesdropping, huh? I should have expected that from someone like you...

[bunnyclip]

Like someone like you can judge anyone.

[dissociates]

M-me...? And you haven't changed at all... I guess it's useless putting anything inside that head of yours...

[bunnyclip]

Ugh, don't make faces like that, pervert. You're creeping me out.

[suppressthedark]

...That sounds kind of dumb.

[IT'S SO LONG]

[bunnyclip]

It's not like I got to choose it.

[suppressthedark]

Someone else picked it out for you?

[bunnyclip]

That's what I said, isn't it?