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dear_mun2012-04-29 03:22 pm
bendingunit) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-29 03:22 pm
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Enough with these anti-benders!
First off, shut up mun! I got someone else I wanna address in this post, alright. So I hear there's a guy running around saying there's something wrong with being Bender. Well, I'm here to tell you that being Bender is being awesome! If being Bender wasn't awesome, could I do this?
[Bender runs off screen, sticks up a bank, leaves in an explosion, grabs a bunch of booze, and steamrolls an orphanage.]
I don't think so! So listen up mask guy, you wanna try to steal my bending powers, go ahead and try. I'm Bender, if I wasn't bending, I'd just be doing something twice as cool. Like unbending. Or smoking cigars. Speaking of which. [He pops out a cigar.] So, what do you say Ahumon?
[Bender runs off screen, sticks up a bank, leaves in an explosion, grabs a bunch of booze, and steamrolls an orphanage.]
I don't think so! So listen up mask guy, you wanna try to steal my bending powers, go ahead and try. I'm Bender, if I wasn't bending, I'd just be doing something twice as cool. Like unbending. Or smoking cigars. Speaking of which. [He pops out a cigar.] So, what do you say Ahumon?