On mun's vague consideration of projects or other places

[cloned]

Man, you really can't stay away, can you? No matter how many times you start going, "Blah blah blah I've lost Kon's voice," you just keep coming back and trying to play me again. When are you going to give it up? I'm getting whiplash, here.

And for the record? Playing me somewhere where I'd be a clone of a clone? Not as funny as you think. I have a clone of... me, remember? His name is Match, and he's a total dick.

So just... stop.

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[newtomorrowboy]

[Hey, clone-bro! Just going to glare at you now.]

[cloned]

[HE WILL JUST GLARE BACK whatever you don't scare him.] Hey, it's true.

[newtomorrowboy]

It is not true any more.

[cloned]

What, you're not a dick now? News to me.

[newtomorrowboy]

I have changed.

[cloned]

Yeah, right.

[newtomorrowboy]

My time in the Nexus and my current location have allowed me to do so. I do not care if you believe me.

[an_abomination]

[Looks him over.] So you're the other me I've heard so much about.

[cloned]

Other you? Nuh uh, you're the other me. I'm the original clone. You're the... not me... clone.

[an_abomination]

With how many universes there are out there, how do you know you're the original? [Except the two are technically the same person,not that he knows that. Way to make everything confusing, Omen.]

[cloned]

[Not that this Kon knows any of that.] ...seriously? You're using the multi-universe argument? Look, I've done my share of dimensional traveling, and I've met tons of alternate mes. Which one is the first of all of them? Uh, some of them were pretty old, so I guess maybe they came before me if time works linearly at all. Which it really probably doesn't.

But as far as my universe goes? It's me.

[an_abomination]

[Pauses.] There was another experiment that came before me in my world, but I'm not sure what happened to him. I only found his incubation tube.

[cloned]

[Aww, Kon can't help but feel a little sorry.] Look, dude, experiments that didn't work don't count. That's not the same thing at all.

[an_abomination]

Knowing N.O.W.H.E.R.E. it wouldn't surprise me if the experiment did work out and was fully grown, but they didn't like how he performed in tests so they killed him. [They almost killed him when he thought he didn't have any brain activity, and then Templar tried to kill him when he refused to follow any more of his orders.]

[impulsive]

I don't know... I think it'd be pretty funny.

[cloned]

Man, do you have any idea how many identity issues it would give me? So not funny.

[impulsive]

I guess so... but you're still Kon, regardless of if you're a clone of Superman or Match or yourself.

Though if I go there, does this mean I'd have to call myself Inertia 2?

[cloned]

...no, dude. You'd be Impulse 2 if anything. Probably just Impulse.