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grandioselyYou can't actually be serious.
Look. I get it. I'm talented, charming, easily the only person who ever stepped foot in McKinley who didn't become a top tier hot mess—UCLA and those God awful coaching experiences notwithstanding—and incredibly attractive. How could you resist a perfect package like that?
But I've seen the places that you like to drag the people you play around with and I gotta tell you, I'm not interested. While I may always be up for a challenge, my life? Is going pretty good. And I don't need it ruined by near death experiences, B-horror monsters, or dark sexual fantasies that only fans of de Sade could dream up.
I have Broadway to dominate and admirers to woo. Take out your weird and nerdy interests on someone else.
Look. I get it. I'm talented, charming, easily the only person who ever stepped foot in McKinley who didn't become a top tier hot mess—UCLA and those God awful coaching experiences notwithstanding—and incredibly attractive. How could you resist a perfect package like that?
But I've seen the places that you like to drag the people you play around with and I gotta tell you, I'm not interested. While I may always be up for a challenge, my life? Is going pretty good. And I don't need it ruined by near death experiences, B-horror monsters, or dark sexual fantasies that only fans of de Sade could dream up.
I have Broadway to dominate and admirers to woo. Take out your weird and nerdy interests on someone else.
