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danny_sexbangSo. It seems that you've read up on my Meteoric rise to fame. It shouldn't surprise you, or anyone else that we've finally getting the attention we so richly deserve. I mean, come on. Look at us. We're sexy and rad as fuck. The real travesty is that no one wrote about us sooner.
Oh, and our delicious new album Cool Patrol has spent nearly two whole months at #1 on the Billboard Comedy charts (why comedy? Maybe we need to rebrand. Seriously why is this on the comedy chart?), and also #2 on the Rock charts... for a little while anyway. That doesn't matter, because the whole world is getting a taste of our delicious grooves and our hot-as-fuck auditory pleasuring. That's right. We're making love to the ears of all the sexy ladies all across the world, and we're charting it. On Billboard.
That metaphor needs a little work, but we're still kicking ass.
Rock Fuck.
Oh, and our delicious new album Cool Patrol has spent nearly two whole months at #1 on the Billboard Comedy charts (why comedy? Maybe we need to rebrand. Seriously why is this on the comedy chart?), and also #2 on the Rock charts... for a little while anyway. That doesn't matter, because the whole world is getting a taste of our delicious grooves and our hot-as-fuck auditory pleasuring. That's right. We're making love to the ears of all the sexy ladies all across the world, and we're charting it. On Billboard.
That metaphor needs a little work, but we're still kicking ass.
Rock Fuck.
