The Accent is Probably Fake

[yall_need_jesus]

Woah. Now, hang on here. Yer tellin' me this place has people from all sorts of worlds an' realities, most of which haven't ended from the Plague? This should be fun!

O' course, ya do realize that my interactin' with all these nice folk means the threat of spreadin' the Plague to them, right? But I'm sure if anythin' goes wrong, you'll be more than capable ta handle it, considerin' all that fancy education o' yers. What are ya gettin' it in again?

...Literature?

Well, it's gonna be a fun ride, at least.

voice tests gently

[dothis]

Listen, dipshit. I've got no time for this fucking crap of yours, okay? Unlike you, I have shit to do, so either you go or I go through you.

on completing a bunch of in-game challenges in TF2

[spah]

Well now. Congrats on finishin' those contracts. I figure Spy's gonna be real happy you're done runnin' him through the gauntlet for points and dominations. Spook's never had much patience for inexperience, but you ain't half-bad at stabbin' folks in the back now.

So. I'm guessin' that means you're back to me, huh?

Heheheh. Well. You know how I like gettin' things done.