+1 vampire who hates sunlight and vacations

[doesnotgo_blahblahblah]

[ooc: I've seen Hotel Transylvania 3 so spoilers are a go.]

You what?!

[He's just going to stand there slacked jawed for a moment or two. Nice look there, Drac.]

A vacation? No, no, no. I don't do vacations. I have a hotel to run! No time for that I am afraid. I am the manager AND the owner and I am NOT stressed at all. What is it with you humans?

[Cue a big sigh.]

(no subject)

[ffp]

Unknown territory, mixed information, and no weapons. What good is a blind sniper in a hostile situation? And don't tell me it'll be easier to scout with a network. That kind of bone-digging is more of the First Lieutenant's game, isn't it?

And no. I wouldn't have sex with my own clone.

(no subject)

[snippish]

So this is ... interesting. Are you sure you're up to this? Hasn't it been like .. three years? Not that I'm judging! Just saying. 

Are you even sure there's anyone else out here?