on the matter of existing

[forkingshirtballs]

Oh babe, no.

This is truly sad, even by generally accepted nerd standards. Pretending to be me? For fun?

I mean, listen, I get it. I'm a solid 10, emerging ethical genius, dance sensation, the whole package, whatever, but still - couldn't you pick someone else to mess with?

Or, I don't know, get a library card?

(no subject)

[nollores]

¡Ay, chica, chica! Aren't you, ah, a bit late on the uptake here? ( That's not the saying, Héctor. ) lo sé, lo sé, but you know what I mean.

Better to be here than forgotten, I suppose.

...I don't care if you're technically older than me, I died before you were even alive, and that makes you a chica in my book, chiquita!!