Canon is The Gates

[whatsthepoint]

So you've got a thing for my kind, that's a bit weird. Though I guess not so much when you've got so many of them in this headspace of yours. Why me though? Is it because of my resemblance to that Jackson guy? We're nothing alike, you know. So don't even think about that.

Also, shouldn't you be in bed by now? It's 3am and our kind DO need sleep. You should get on that. While you do I'll go off for a run and be back before you know it. Just keep your hunters away. No need to freak my mom out.

- Brett

canon is still Haikyuu!!!

[settingthefox]

Tell the ninjas to stop catting onions! Didn't you say if you'd cry over for this mess you'll watch that...that movie about the caterpillars as a punishment?

[Centipede.]

Whatevs, I'm not afraid of bugs. My life doesn't have a meaning anymore and it's your fault! If I meet someone again I like I won't let you close to them. Or their...muns. You'd be the worst mun-in-law I can imagine.