You tell me I can't get put into a game like this because I no longer resemble canon, right? But that's not my fault. Leo doesn't resemble canon anymore either. None of us do. We're not canon anymore.
But I bet Crash stays dead, right?
Nuh-uh. People don't re-write people because of stupid things. This is some Anne Rice level bullshit right here. I think. Throw me literally anywhere but a game that requires me be strict to canon. Are AU games still a thing? Wait, I don't want that either!
I have a headache. I'm about to go crazy. Seriously. Don't do that to me. I've been reset way, way too many times in my long life already.
But I bet Crash stays dead, right?
Nuh-uh. People don't re-write people because of stupid things. This is some Anne Rice level bullshit right here. I think. Throw me literally anywhere but a game that requires me be strict to canon. Are AU games still a thing? Wait, I don't want that either!
I have a headache. I'm about to go crazy. Seriously. Don't do that to me. I've been reset way, way too many times in my long life already.