hesitantly voicetesting; finished reading Diamond is Unbreakable so maybe spoilers in comments

[inkfast]

Eighty-four icons in three hours? Is that supposed to impress me? In a single night I can pen nineteen pages of manga, and you think your meager accomplishment is worth any praise whatsoever? How many of them did you draw yourself? How much sweat went into your work? Did you feel euphoric when at last it was all done and laid out before you? If not, then you really can't begin to understand what it's like to truly create something worth being excited over. Know your place.

But... no, I suppose that may also be for the best. If your amateur hands tried to craft my image, I'm sure you would never capture me properly. I won't congratulate you for copying and pasting a series of squares, but perhaps there's some credibility in someone as average as yourself accepting your limits. Though it is something of a waste, since you've only used fifteen thus far. Such a lack of foresight... I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment just being near you.

Moving on. Now what? Believe it or not, this arrangement doesn't inherently frustrate me. If anything it's a viable opportunity to broaden my experiences. Find me something interesting, would you? My readers deserve only the best, so I can't let you settle for anything less.

On being homeless and memeless and watching Season 13 again

[babyaliendaddy]

Okay sister, I get it. You fucking miss me, and why not? I'm pretty fucking awesome. Like, seriously, dude. I never thought I could get MORE kickass, and I managed it.

[A pause.]

Or you know, kickass for the first time. Whatever. Anyways!

We'll find a place, okay? Just ... not by myself. That would suck beyond measure and fuck knows I need my fellow Red and Blue assholes.

Even Church.

...and fucking Caboose.

Okay and fucking Doc.

I'll deal with Locus if he's there.

...but I am so fucking kicking Felix in the balls. Swear to FUCKING GOD that guy is a douche canoe.

And yeah of course I have my own slash-fic bookmark list. Excuse fucking me, but I am awesome in any fucking way with any fucking person. EVEN Felix.

...Although that is seriously fucked up -- that guy hates me, and like fucking mutual.

But I'm down with the Wash stuff. Because you know, two fucking hot guys being fucking hot together? Sweet.

Still prefer boobs though.

Anyways! Don't worry about it, dude! We'll find a home. We always do.

(no subject)

[lackofreverence]

Well, what are you waiting for? Bloody send me somewhere!

...oh, I see. You don't want to send me somewhere you think might get confusing. Well, heads up: not into gay guys, so your little Underworld boy is safe, no matter how similar he is to Anubis.

(He's not, by the way. Similar to Anubis I mean. Totes different. Especially since Walt... ... ...sorry, I got distracted.)

But if you really want to keep things separate or whatever, I know you still want to throw a snarky Brit in the mix. Why not catch up on those CHERUB books instead? Leave me to teach the baby magicians without you and try a kid spy instead.

Makes just as much sense as Egyptian magicians in the 21st century, after all.

voicetesting

[fox_alive]

H-hey there! It's n-nice to meet you...! Um. I r-really hope we can be friends.

[she looks down at her shoes. she's really not used to interacting with strangers at all.]

B-but I think you're getting a little a-ahead of yourself. A g-game is a little fast, i-isn't it? A-and you should really review my... c-canon? It's 'canon', right? And e-even if you don't take me anywhere, I s-still like being here! M-m-maybe we can even 'musebox'!

D-don't rush into anything, o-okay? Y-you shouldn't 'i-impulse app'! T-that's a problem for you!

super super nervous about new muse

[slylittlefoxrat]

Round two, eh, princess? Think you can win this time? You caved pretty easily last time. I was just getting started. I could go all out but I don't think it will take that much effort.

[But he really didn't like the canon point his mun was thinking of taking him from, so he'll expand a little bit more.]

Think of all the long hours you'll spend looking up quotes for me to say. But it won't be enough, will it? You'll rent the books, read them, memorize them for my sake. To properly 'play' me. How much time will that take? How much effort? Yet you still have other responsibilities. Other people to play at other games. Work. School. Could you really juggle them all at once? You would feel too overwhelmed.

It would be better to never start 'playing' me. I'm not your type. You'll find it difficult to hear my voice.

((It'll just take time to get used to you, you jerk!))

[He chuckles.]

Oh, is that how it is? Okay then, I wish you luck. Hope you can keep up.

((So sarcastic... T_T ))

App submitted at soulgemmed after much procrastinating.

[betrayalcutsdeep]

See? It wasn't so difficult once you got started, was it? I know you really didn't feel like re-writing the beginning of the history section, but you and I are both far more satisfied with the new version. It fits me better than having my loyalties shift after I'd already joined the Federation military, at any rate.

Now all that's left to do is wait. Remember, patience is a virtue...but I don't think it'll take too long.