reviving an ancient muse, god help us all

[huggbees]

Hellooooooooooooo, Dreamwidth! How's everyone doing tonight? Or today? Time zones, I can never keep track of 'em. Boy, it is good to be back! Or, well, you know. As "back" as someone from a cancelled television series can be, am I right? Earthworm Jim, you feeling me on this? Can I get a "groovy"? Man, I love that guy. Normally anyone who eats dirt is kind of icky grossy, but he's a real stand up fella. And that suit! God, he's so freaking cool I could just squeal like the cutest piggy you ever did see!

...

What's going on, again?

Oh! Right! Roleplaying! I'm on board with that. So who do you want me to roleplay as? Nicholas Cage? I can scream about bees real good! Wait, no, no, that's gotta be old by now. What's new on the internet? What's fresh? I am a superhero of style, sir - I can't be behind on the times!

Hey! Someone! Do me a favor and sum up everything that's happened in the world since June 1, 1997? In ten words or less, please. Anything longer than that and I'll get sleepy.

Chapter 482

[redhairedknight]

[Well, that was a doozy of a chapter. Any thoughts?]

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I held them off for as long as I needed to; that's all that matters.

[Aren't you curious about all of that possible baaaackstory?]

Whoever I was before, it doesn't matter. The only thing I'm concerned with right now is dealing with Zeref's forces. ...And watching Neinhart get a much-deserved beating.

Canon is Bungou Stray Dogs, currently looking at a game

[demonphone]

You didn't mean for me to be here.

[It's stated as a fact, flat toned, minimally inflected. Kyouka is looking up at the sky, emotionless.]

But I am. You don't know where I am otherwise. No one does.

[Or so the mun thinks. Kyouka's disinterest causes her to look in front of her, staring ahead.]

So you brought me here. And you want to bring me somewhere else, too, if I am good enough.

[A beat. Kyouka's face seems to be hiding something, looking almost shyly away.]

I don't want to go.

canon is Hustle Cat; on an in-progress tushanshu app

[witchcrap]

Hey, uh...maybe you should think about this for a second. I mean, it sounds fun and all, but...I dunno. I hate to leave everyone behind, you know? Especially Hayes. Who knows if I'd ever see any of them again? And I'd be going somewhere with no pizza. And hey - I'm not leaving Mochi behind. Deal. Breaker.

I might work with trash, but I have some standards!

Turn of events at the game she's at

[17th_progenitor]

Livestock!

[We've been through this before...mun or mundane!]

That isn't important! I'm gonna be a mommy!

[Yes...you're going to cause a lot of hell for the others there...]

*she isn't listening~*

I wonder what I should name it~!

*rambles on and on :D*