Canon: Olimpos

[godlyornament]

Is it visiting hours? You forget about me for months at a time and then you return to wonder how I am. I am a prisoner and nothing more - whether it be to you or the gods makes no difference.

If you wish to see my spirits lifted, return me to Troy. Let me see it how it was; let me see my father, my mother and my brothers. Let me pretend, for a little while, that I haven't lost it all.

voicetesting, homeless

[juzubead]

 Like hell I'm about to let you 'toss me somewhere'.  I've seen what you do to the other people around here, it's sick!  

And don't give me that 'it's not in a game so i'ts okay' crap either. It's all the same and you know it. So if you think I'm gonna sit around here and listen to your every word, then you've got another thing coming.

mun's tipsy. murphy surffers.

[murphpendleton]

No.

You're not doing this to me. Not again. I go through enough shit without you doing this to yourself. I'm not gonna come along for the ride when you're like this.

Look, it's been a while. I get it. But don't make us both look stupid because you thnk you have a great idea. It's not great. Not in the least. So go to bed and forget this ever happened. It'll be better this way – for both of us.

IN LIEU OF RECENT EVENTS...

[detonated]

I wouldn't overexert yourself in excitement.

And yes. Seeing that imbecile's smug slack-jawed face again is incentive for early retirement.

I GUESS THE CANON IS THE BIBLE

[grimlygrin]

... Interesting.

Guess you ran out of things to do again.

Well that's fine, we can stay and talk for a while. I don't have anything pressing for the next few hours.

on mun's canon review

[satomobility]

I feel like you expect me to say something like 'I'm glad you finally remembered me again.' But last time that happened I ended up spending months in an underwater prison, so no, I'm really not.