definitely spoilers on 1x20

[battleshipping]

( blah blah spoilers )

(no subject)

[impurest]

You can't just pick me up and throw me around like some... some rag doll. I'm a busy bloke, I've got places to go, people to see and chips to remove.

So... you know, bugger off. Go on, get lost!

Agents of Shield.

[chickfury]

 ( [ Spoilers]  )

(no subject)

[dependentdevil]

Look, I don't mind that you're putting me on hold for a while longer, however stubborn your reasons might be, but really, commoner mun...

You finally pick a lady-like cosplay but for the wrong reason. A half demon? There are so many things wrong with that, you don't even realize. That is not lady-like or cute at all.

Would it kill you to just pick something that's normal and elegant? It's painful to watch.

ahahahahaha nope

[cosmosic]

Now I'm the one getting whiplash.

If you ever do decide, make sure it's not another ship. Okay?

Voicetestiing against his will

[with_a_microphone]

No. Just, no.

We're on the brink of a revolution. People are finally going to be held responsible for what they've done. I'm making progress! It's been a slow build and taken a long time, but I'm getting things done. Once the ball gets rolling, things are going to change forever. This isn't about you and your petty amusements. This is about the future of the human race.

And you want me to walk away from that and go play around with some strangers somewhere so you can have something to do on Friday night?

Just go get laid! Jesus, Joseph and Mary, man!

(no subject)

[wintern]

( sorry for being twice-in-a-row on the tag, guys, but just got caught up on AoS 1.20 )

(no subject)

[goodoldsue]

You have never been good at waiting. But even you have to admit that it's been less than a day since you finished the tests, so checking the page obsessively won't make one mote of difference.

Now, there are those tags you should answer. So, get to it.

the 90s are coming back, pretty soon we'll all have overalls and scrunchies

[dynamicduo]

Well, well, well...long time no see.

Got nothing to say? Yeah, I figured as much.

[ I just keep hearing Scott McNeil, I can't help myself. ]

Are we just scratching the fourth wall or are we destroying it completely? 'Cause I could use a little action. What's it been...eight years? You've gotten...

[ OLD? Ancient. ]

Well, I was planning on putting it more delicately than that. But hey! New venue, new journal. I think this is the start of something good, don't ya think?

fine, speak if you have to;

[dealwith_them]

( Trigger warnings for profanity, graphic language, misogyni, homophobia, reference to drug abuse and possible violence. )

Voice testing. Mun finally decided to replay Twilight Princess. Open to game suggestions

[twilightusurper]

[Zant is reclining on his throne, a bemused smile on his lips can be seen thanks to the exposed mouthpiece]

I suppose I should feel flattered that you chose me as your muse, but I must ask: why the change of heart? You've had the game for what, nine years, and you've now decided to play it again? Also, there's one other complaint I have...

[The helmet recedes completely, revealing his face as he hops off the throne.]

I DIED!!! Must you take me from when I have lost EVERYTHING?! From when I was defeated and humiliated by that Midna and her pet dog?! [As all this is said, Zant wildly waves his arms about before hopping up and down like a child. He then takes a moment to compose himself with a few deep breaths.]

Regardless, I am grateful to be able to move around again. But understand this, Mundane: While I am content to go where you wish, you are not my master. I serve only one master. That will never change.

Voicetesting

[haeres]

( spoilers for Amazing Spider-Man 2 definitely likely )