Having a bit of fun with Calendar Man

[schedulingconflict]

Today is a good day, mundane! A very good day indeed.

And do you know why today's a good day, mun? It is the day you picked up a new Day! Julian Day, to be precise!

Let us put aside the fact you have been playing my alternate counterpart since Hallowe'en - he's a dullard, mundane - and that you technically made my account on the 7th. It doesn't change how wonderful today is!

Now, what shall we plan for tomorrow?

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[schedulingconflict]

I do, child. One for the first of the month and thirty-one for the end of the month. I am Calendar Man.

[alley_kit]

[Same tone.] Well, I am Wiley-Kit. [Offers a handshake.] Nice to meet you.

How come you decided to dress up like a calendar anyway? Seems like kinda a weird thing to do.