Having a bit of fun with Calendar Man

[schedulingconflict]

Today is a good day, mundane! A very good day indeed.

And do you know why today's a good day, mun? It is the day you picked up a new Day! Julian Day, to be precise!

Let us put aside the fact you have been playing my alternate counterpart since Hallowe'en - he's a dullard, mundane - and that you technically made my account on the 7th. It doesn't change how wonderful today is!

Now, what shall we plan for tomorrow?

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[schedulingconflict]

It's more than just a movie! It's a beautiful day, friday the 13th. And the first of three this year! The most you can get in a year, and only on leap years that start on a Sunday.

[cackling]

Wowee. And they call me crazy.

[schedulingconflict]

I'm not -- I'm allowed to like dates! Just because I get thrown into Arkham every other week doesn't mean I'm insane. Those doctors just don't understand!

[cackling]

See, it's that attitude that'll never help you make parole, Julie. And it's really sad, too! You're less of a nutcase and more of a human datebook with a really nasally voice. Keep sticking to those electroshock appointments and you'll be flying straight in no time!

[schedulingconflict]

I'd rather not have those electroshock appointments on my schedule. It's not my fault they can't appreciate a proper gimmick. Someone has to make sure that valentine's day includes exploding boxes of chocolates, and that someone is me.

[cackling]

Oh, you. You're getting my heart all fluttery~

[schedulingconflict]

[ Beat. ]

I, uh - that wasn't my intention.