Having a bit of fun with Calendar Man

[schedulingconflict]

Today is a good day, mundane! A very good day indeed.

And do you know why today's a good day, mun? It is the day you picked up a new Day! Julian Day, to be precise!

Let us put aside the fact you have been playing my alternate counterpart since Hallowe'en - he's a dullard, mundane - and that you technically made my account on the 7th. It doesn't change how wonderful today is!

Now, what shall we plan for tomorrow?

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[cuteberserker]

[Since she still doesn't understand, she'll repeat:]

But what's so special about it?

[schedulingconflict]

Do you not know who I am, girl? I'm the Calendar Man.

[cuteberserker]

Calendar Man?

[schedulingconflict]

Yes that's right. You have heard of me, haven't you? Criminal of the Calendar? Mook of the Month? Delinquent of the Day?