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[lonenoble]

You know, I've never really been a pet person. How did you manage to get me settled with not one but two? I think the Pokemon was enough without adding South Dakota to my charges.

Think anyone would care if I gagged the Freelancer for being too loud?

Comments

[i_got_this]

I am not your fucking PET!

[lonenoble]

Really?

Then why are you in a cage in my quarters again?

[noblefive]

You caged her?

[Very amused.]

[lonenoble]

Well, it's more a cell than a cage, but still. Not that different.

[noblefive]

[Okay, laughing now.]

[i_got_this]

Because most SANE people know the difference between a prisoner and a pet, bitch.

[i_got_this]

IT'S A PRISON CELL YOU ASSHOLE.

[noblefive]

Just keep telling yourself that.

[lonenoble]

Think she'll learn a lesson?

[i_got_this]

You don't see me wearing a goddamn collar, do you?

[noblefive]

I don't think Six would waste a perfectly good collar.

[noblefive]

Nope.

[i_got_this]

Oh, fuck you!

[noblefive]

[Just laughing, there.]

[lonenoble]

I don't know. It doesn't seem that different between you in that cell and my mun's caged gerbils. Just scale.

[Totally just giving the Freelancer a rough time for that flashbang.]

[noblefive]

Gerbils are politer.

[i_got_this]

It's totally different. [At least, it had better be.]

[lonenoble]

At least, you can't understand their insults.

[lonenoble]

Not by much.

[noblefive]

And they don't make much noise.

[i_got_this]

You're such a stupid bitch.

[lonenoble]

True.

[lonenoble]

And yet I'm not the one that charge into a room and tried to take on two armored and armed Spartans. Alone.

[i_got_this]

Yeah well what you were doing with that guy was wrong. Someone had to send a message. [Yeah, just saying this because she feels it speaks for her, too.]

[lonenoble]

The person is on a loss. We're keeping him from doing something he might regret later.