lawman: (to the seat with the clearest view)
Sam Tyler ([personal profile] lawman) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-24 08:07 pm

applying to [community profile] abaxcity

Is this your hobby, then? Finding new and exciting ways to make my life terrible?

From what I can gather, my current circumstances already constitute some kind of "jam jar." Meaning that I'm in no bloody need of another.
nothalfasgently: (A bit of overtime.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What's yours done to you, then?

This one nearly drowned us, then threw us in with a town full of lunatics. The whole place spent a weekend going at one another with pirate swords.
nothalfasgently: (I love ye car.)

I will never pass up an opportunity to traumatize Sam.

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Talking to you, aren't I?

You'd think a bloke'd remember they weren't a pirate...
nothalfasgently: (If you got 'em.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
The law that I am, d'you mean?

My idea of fun is a lot prettier than you are, mate.
nothalfasgently: (Is this kosher?)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
What, are you some sad case Lisa picked up and dropped by the roadside? Sorry to crush all of your blackmailing dreams, but those divorce papers are long signed. You'd have to go barking up her new boyfriend's tree.
nothalfasgently: (This is a bad day.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
What are you on about?

Look if I arrested ye and you got roughed up a bit during the questioning, I'm sorry, mate, but ye probably deserved it.

Particularly if you made the same amount of sense then as you're making now.
nothalfasgently: (Flash the warrant card)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not. Detective Sergeant John Bacchus. Whoever you're getting your information from ought to give ye a refund.
nothalfasgently: (Take a good look in a mirror.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I heard a thing like that from another fellow. Some kind of professor of summat. Tried telling him it was just a popular haircut. He tried telling us it wasn't 1966 where he was at.
nothalfasgently: (Crackers.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
1973 or 2006? That's quite a stretch of time, innit?

Maths was never me strongest subject.
nothalfasgently: (Saint George's trusty steed.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Time hopping. Like Doctor Who?
nothalfasgently: (Do you ever think before you speak?)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You thought I was a psychopath?
nothalfasgently: (If you got 'em.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Is that all? Get that all the time, us.
nothalfasgently: (You're not my real dad guv.)

[personal profile] nothalfasgently 2012-04-26 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't mind that. Don't get along with mine.

A smack in the face isn't rough on a murderer.