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Is this your hobby, then? Finding new and exciting ways to make my life terrible?
From what I can gather, my current circumstances already constitute some kind of "jam jar." Meaning that I'm in no bloody need of another.
From what I can gather, my current circumstances already constitute some kind of "jam jar." Meaning that I'm in no bloody need of another.
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This one nearly drowned us, then threw us in with a town full of lunatics. The whole place spent a weekend going at one another with pirate swords.
I see what you did there!
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...What are you doing here.
I will never pass up an opportunity to traumatize Sam.
You'd think a bloke'd remember they weren't a pirate...
Sounds like my LIFE MOTTO.
Is this your idea of fun, then? Waltzing back into town and hoping your fam... ...that the law won't notice?
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My idea of fun is a lot prettier than you are, mate.
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...Right. Should have guessed. Murder and porno's on the table -- let's throw in infidelity too, why don't we?
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Don't you... surely you remember a man you held at gunpoint. Or have you done it so often that it all blurs together?
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Look if I arrested ye and you got roughed up a bit during the questioning, I'm sorry, mate, but ye probably deserved it.
Particularly if you made the same amount of sense then as you're making now.
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[Something's awry. That put-on accent, and...]
...You can't possibly be telling me you aren't Vic Tyler.
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Not used to the lookalikes scattered about these parts. I... sorry. Mistook you for someone else.
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So... a DS from 1966. Blimey. What are the odds?
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Maths was never me strongest subject.
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Let's just say I've already done a bit of time-hopping. One-way. Unintentional. Not all it's cracked up to be, I assure you.
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Suppose I did the same to you. Do unto others, eh?
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You'd get along with my Guv.
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A smack in the face isn't rough on a murderer.
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Unless you've nicked the wrong bloke. Then you've a bit of a problem, granted you have accountability. Or a conscience.