About a certain upcoming event in exitvoid...

[suppressthedark]

Look. I've been with you for a long time, so I know you love to make me suffer. Why, I sure as hell don't know.

But what you've got planned is sadistic, even for you!

No, I don't care that I don't know him there like I do in Asgard! It's still screwed up!

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[sicarius]

Believe me, amico, you are not the only one who is irate.

[Aw shit, man. Pissed off assassin is pissed.]

[suppressthedark]

[Well, pissed off teenager is pissed too. LET'S BE ANGRY TOGETHER, BRO.]

It wouldn't piss me off as much if she didn't act so excited about it.

[Lies he'd still be angry]

[sicarius]

Yours would not be the only one, she's excited as well.

[Which irks the everloving hell out of him.]

What makes it even worse is what she's considering I will do once the fight is over. As if the result wasn't terrible enough already.

[suppressthedark]

Yeah? What's that?

[Aka the mun doesn't tell him everything because that would be silly.]

[sicarius]

What kind of "prize" to consider, among other things. Non lo voglio.

[Aka choosing between escape tokens DESPITE the game ending in a month OR having him get that advantage bonus for beta.]

[suppressthedark]

Ugh, really?

[So disgusted with the muns right now bluh.]

[sicarius]

Si, veramente.

[heartpass]

When isn't she excited about doing something messed up to you though?

[suppressthedark]

...You have a point.

She's constantly talking with her friends about bad things happening to me, too.

[Siiiigh what is his life with this mun.]

[heartpass]

Of course I do. My mun reads all that crap and snickers.

[Sometimes she wonders that about all the muns.]

At least crappy things only happen to me by association.

[suppressthedark]

Tch. I'd rather have that then being in deep shit all the time.

[heartpass]

Well- it kind of comes with all that 'let's be the hero' crap you pull all the time.

[suppressthedark]

Oi, I can't just sit by and do nothing!

[heartpass]

And that's why trouble seems to be the only state you can find yourself in, idiot.

[suppressthedark]

It's better than ignoring it, alright?

[heartpass]

Stuuuuupid. Then don't complain when you're getting into trouble.


...though I guess maybe this time might not count since it's a dumb tournament or something but still.

[suppressthedark]

Tournament to the death. And I'm getting killed at the end.

[At the hands of someone he considers a friend in his other game. THIS IS WHY HE'S KINDA PISSED OFF.]

[heartpass]

Yeah, I caught that part. But you're coming back, right?

[Doesn't make it better in her book, but...]

Don't know why you have to die though...

[seventeenpills]

Sorry to hear you're having Mun troubles, Kurosaki. Maybe they'll take pity on you at the last moment and save you from... whatever it is?

[suppressthedark]

Thanks...uh....

[He met you when he was drunk, so he doesn't really remember your name, oops.]

...You're Ikezawa's friend, right?

[Anyway, he shakes his head.]

Nope, no chance for that. She's already got everything set up for it. And... it's a tournament where we have to fight to the death.

[seventeenpills]

Yeah. Hisao Nakai.

Yikes, that sounds harsh. Good luck, I guess? Though there's really no winning in a situation like that, even if you win the fight.

[holyfight]

Is this... Kurosaki-kun... could it be...

Are you going to... do yaoi?!

[suppressthedark]

[SPLUTTERS OH GOD]

WHAT?! NO!!!!

[holyfight]

Are you sure?

Because I have some fanfics here that might be able to help...

[SHE IS GOING TO PULL THEM OUT OH GOD]

[suppressthedark]

YES I'M SURE, I DON'T NEED TO SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!

[NOOOO]

And something like that With...euugh, No!

[holyfight]

Ooh look! I think Kuchiki-san is my girlfriend in this one! It's about your hollow!

Though that changed one day when Rangiku, Yachiru, and some girly shinigami women arrived. Toshiro and I were facing hell in this game of dress up that one day. To top it off, by the time the game was over, Ichigo was there to pick me up. Don't ask what dress I was wearin'. Wouldn't make a difference since it made 'im laugh anyway. Though, he's still standin'. Rangiku, Yorouichi, Orihime, and her midget lover kept commenting on how cute I looked in it. Grimmjow and Renji were laugin' their asses off. I couldn't take this feeling. I feel like I want to cry and run away and I was blushing a very deep blue. What…is this feeling called? I practically ran outside the shop, not botherin' to hear Ichigo shoutin' my name. I ran up to his home, takin' the shortcut leading to Ichigo's bedroom. Good thing he forgot to lock it. I ran inside the bathroom to remove all this shit off me. Took me a great fifteen minutes to yank off the dress, ribbons, makeup, and all that shit. That left me in my polka-dooted boxers. When will I fuckin' go back? I sat down in front of the bathroom door, a hand on my face trying to erase what just happened from my mind. To top it of, I was bawling my eyes out and wrapping myself into a ball.

[suppressthedark]

........

[Is...his hollow in a dress?

and crying?

oH MY GOD ALL HE CAN DO IS STARE OPEN MOUTHED AT THAT.]

[holyfight]

Umm.... I don't think he'd be very good in a dress...

[suppressthedark]

...me either.

[Brb all the hollow swearing in his head help]

[holyfight]

Other costumes might be nice, though!

How about a tuxedo?