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dear_mun2012-04-24 06:22 pm
blabbermouth) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-24 06:22 pm
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why am i doing this. why do i hate myself.
Mundane,
Based on evidence I have accumulated in the past 30.6 seconds, the statistical probability that you will "stick with me" is highly unlikely. In addition, my presence inside your head is not only a physical impossibility, it is also very cramped. I was not aware that emulating characters from popular fiction was considered normal human behaviour with the exception of children.
I will ask Commander Shepard about it upon my return to the Normandy. In the meantime, I have 514 windows currently open and engaged in searches for the term "role-play." The results are... interesting.
EDI
Based on evidence I have accumulated in the past 30.6 seconds, the statistical probability that you will "stick with me" is highly unlikely. In addition, my presence inside your head is not only a physical impossibility, it is also very cramped. I was not aware that emulating characters from popular fiction was considered normal human behaviour with the exception of children.
I will ask Commander Shepard about it upon my return to the Normandy. In the meantime, I have 514 windows currently open and engaged in searches for the term "role-play." The results are... interesting.
EDI
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