canon is Horton Hears A Who. oh god what am i doing homeless forever

[busyguy]

 Hey, uhh, mundane? This is the mayor. Just wanted you to know this is a horrible idea considering your workload right now. Trust me, I know all about tight schedules.

As for that whole "our clover looks like a tree" thing, I wouldn't know. I've never seen it. Given that we're on a speck that is on top of it. Kinda makes it hard to get the big picture.

By the way, this isn't going to work.

Especially not if you plan on moving around too much. May I remind you that whatever you do... up there will have a huge impact on what happens down here?

Okay! Glad we had this little chat.

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You are doing the best thing ever, is what.

[pianokeys]

Now... you're a big speck. o~hoo~

oh my god you're a beautiful person

[busyguy]

I'm not a speck! I'm on the speck.

Unless you're talking to the speck. In which case... feel free to continue? I mean, Whoville can hear you, though, so you might want to bear that in mind.

That's coming from /you/. ;w; you have the best muse right there

[pianokeys]

We~ll, 'might explain a thing or two! Didn't think flowers could talk- and that I'd know about.

Not quite sure what a Whoville is though... Or should I say who a Whoville is?

oh man no he's a terrible muse all he does is whinge when i do any physical activity

[busyguy]

Yeah, we're... We're really small. But we're here!

Whoville is a place where Whos live. That's really all you need to know about Whoville. I doubt you'll ever be visiting, ha ha. [He hopes you will not ever be visiting. You sound creepy.]

[killeverythingcute]

Oh look a talking plant. And I thought I was done with those for good.

[busyguy]

No, no - on the plant! Oh, boy.

[killeverythingcute]

Oh on the plant. So, all of you're people live on that plant?

[busyguy]

Yup! Apparently. I mean, it's probably a little hard to believe, but - we're here, alright!

This is beautiful. I need to canon review Jojo.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

So... You're on the clover?

ahhh jojo! flails in appreciation

[busyguy]

Yep! Well, on a speck on the clover. I guess to you that probably doesn't make much of a difference.

[carshoeswagger]

[She's 49 feet tall and he's a speck. This makes for a fantastic friendship.]

Uh... Where are you?

[busyguy]

Um - do you see a flower anywhere? I've been told it's pink.

[49feet]

[Oh, wait, there it is. Susan leans in to peer - probably a little too closely - at the clover, in hopes that the speck will, somehow, become visible.]

Hi there, litt- Uh... Pal.

[cantouchtheair]

[Leaning in close, adjusting glasses.]

You're on that tiny little speck? Really?

[busyguy]

Really really! Yeah, I wasn't too hooked on believing it either until a giant elephant started messing with the weather.

[cantouchtheair]

It probably wasn't a giant elephant, given your size. Just a normal elephant.

[biggered]

Yeah, uh, good luck with that.

[It's a clover. And he's talking to a speck on top of it. Some rational part of him is pointing out that this is quite possibly a sign that he's going insane.]

[busyguy]

Thank you! With a mundane thingy like this I'd say I need all the luck I can get.

[He is talking to a gramaphone horn stuck in a pipe, so, he probably knows that feeling.]

[biggered]

With muns like these, we all do.

...so. You live on a speck.

[truffulacide]

[what? did he hear something?]

...Hello?

[nah, doesn't look like it. there's no one else around. it's just him and that clover.]

[busyguy]

Hellooo? [Gets a little closer to the receiver.] Please watch your step!

[truffulacide]

[good thing you reminded him because he was an inch and a half away from stepping on the little clover. whoops.]

- Woah! Okay, um...! [darn, this is awkward. skidding to a halt so abruptly makes it hard for him to keep his balance, but he manages anyway and sloooowly straightens up.]

Is that better?

[treefetish]

... You're the mayor of a clover? [THAT IS SO COOL AUDREY WANTS TO BE MAYOR OF A PLANT...]

[busyguy]

And all the people on it! [He is proud of his speck. It's a good speck, and the people are nice. Even if it's just a speck.]

It's a great job. Been a family tradition for generations.

[treefetish]

Are there a lot of people living on clovers?