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[kenntihrmeinefarben]

Y'know, we've gone over this before, mun. You're not awesome enough. You weren't awesome enough the first time and you aren't this time.

Though, I guess you get some credit for being a stubborn, idiotic fool. Not much, but some.

Seriously, I was fine by my awesome self, you do not have to drag me out for a-- a play date.

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[volcanicice]

Isn't that harsh....?

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

Harsh? No! It's the truth.

...and hey, it builds character! Maybe she'll learn to be cooler or something. Or at least start drinking good beer again.

[volcanicice]

I don't think that's a good way to build confidence.

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

I never said anything about confidence. I said character which is-- different.

[volcanicice]

Confidence is key to be cool.

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

No, being cool is key to being cool. It's one of those things.

[volcanicice]

Would you still be 'cool' if you had low self esteem?

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

If you're cool you won't have low self esteem. 'Cause you're cool. It's basic logic!

[Basic Prussia logic, at least.]

[volcanicice]

Cool is in the eye of the beholder isn't it?

[And here comes the puffin.]

Iceland! There you are you bastard!

Stop yelling.

You left me for dead with that snarky guy!

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

Nah, that's beauty!

[And his eyebrow goes up while he makes a face.]

... wonder if I can I use it for target practice...

[He doesn't mean to say it outloud, honest. Totally was mean to stay in his head. Kinda. Maybe.]

[volcanicice]

The hell did you just say?!

Be my guest.

Shut up! I'm way too cute for that shit!

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

I said I should use you as target practice. [Bland look, there's just a hint of something sharp in his grin.]

Though, kinda ruins the fun when you're so loud...

[volcanicice]

Stupid albino! I'd kick your ass if I wasn't a bird!

Y...you're not helping...

Like you're doing any better Mister. I'm not going to help at all.

[kenntihrmeinefarben]

Sure y'would. Man, is he always that obnoxious? Have you tried taping the beak shut?

[Not that Prussia likes to rile things up... oh no...

Smirk.]

I REGRET NOTHING.

[volcanicice]

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GETTING LAID? Oh yeah! YOU CANT GET ANY.

Th-that was too far!

[Closing beak now with his hand.]