headcanon 8| thanks, all you mythology muses

[germani]

You may have fondness for the Norse gods, but they were not my first, and you know too little about me to write about such encounters.

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ikr those myth muns are terrible how dare they

[spiderhorse]

[Nice hair, man. He digs it. If he had fingers, he'd want to braid it.

But he doesn't, you know. Being a horse. With...eight hooves.

A horse with eight hooves that is staring because oh shi- someone mentioned gods and
this is relevant to him
...and also he is not very stealthy so he's just



there]

g o s h they're the worst, man

[germani]

[ s t a r i n g

seriously, what is sleipnir doing here. ]

this account is all their fault. i shift blame for it entirely.

[spiderhorse]

[He is being a horse
with eight legs
and sharpened teeth
that also have had runes carved on them


what are you doing here




guy?]

they should accept this blame as their just due u_u

[germani]

[ y'know, being the nation of people that worshiped your boss. eventually.

no big.

'sup. ]

p. much, yeah.

[spiderhorse]

[



...hello nation why does your chest have no hair
why is your face smooth
...



nation are you a warrior woman you are so hairless and also look smooth he has to know okay
his mother is a man now it's complicated


maybe the nation had lice and he had to shave but there was a curse on the lice and they didn't get on his head
...but then, Mother didn't have hair on her god-face...
N E I G H (UNSURE)

He tilts his head out, nostrils flaring. Pretty much the horse equivalent of acknowledging another's presence, kind of, "Hey man. Sup."]

[germani]

[ because he's fabulous and hetalia artists aren't interested in historical accuracy don't judge

besides it's not like your momdad is exactly masculine even when he's a man okok


you have big teeth, horse-with-too-many-freaking-legs, here, would you like some dried fruit, it's like all he has on him right now. ]

[spiderhorse]

[shame
dishonor on your family
your citizens
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

omg you shut your gloss-coated sparkling mouth, his momdad is a MAN (usually okay it's complicated)

yes he does have big teeth AND THEY ARE METICULOUSLY KEPT but oh hey
strange hairless human guy has food

He will totally trot on over in a the manner of an importance horse that trots importantly and sniff those fruit because d a m n this horse is huge and can eat more than Thor
that's a lot of eating]

/insert Charlie Brown wah wah wah

[fotlenke]

Such encounters?

[germani]

Meetings. With Odin and others.

[fotlenke]

Oh. The Allfather. That's boring.

[germani]

[ shrugs. he and odin are both old, so they probably do old man things together.

like

killing things.



and fishing. ]

[fotlenke]

[Brush your beards in sync.]

Is there a reason you have interest in the Norse?

[germani]

I'm mostly certain I said that she was interested.

[fotlenke]

The Munnie?

[germani]

[ nod. ]

Not personally very religious. Too many tribes.

[frauleindeutschland]

Muns tend to be rather foolish.

[laukr]

... your existence confuses me.