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[gundamkind]

Hey mun.

What am I doing? Nothing. I'm just writing a letter to my brother.

It's been pretty crazy. I haven't seen him in years. It's weird because...

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[doubleholster]

[ A shot from a single pistol ECHOS through this post and straight towards Dirk Strider's chest.

MMM WHATCHU SAAAAY... ]

[dramanticpause]

[ SHOOTS HIM DRAMATICALLY ]

[drunkenfist]

MMMMMmmmmm whatcha saaaaayyy
MMMmmmm that u only ment wellll
*emat
*meant fuck
well ofc you did

[8fold]

Titty titty 8ang 8ang.

[doubleholster]

That was strange and somehow felt oddly appropriate at the same time...
Though im not entirely sure what compelled this response.

[cinemaventurer]

[Slowly shoots Dirk. In Slow motion. Even the bullet is slow. For maximum effect everything is slow to draw out this intense moment of being shot down.]

[doubleholster]

Ahoy there!

how the hell do i not have this icon

[gundamkind]

[ DRAMATICALLY LOOKS DOWN AT HANDS. ]

[gundamkind]

[ STAGGERS BACK.

DRAMATICALLY. ]

[drunkenfist]

jfc jake
a post in which you shoot ur BESTESDT bro dead
is not one to flirt in

wow 8|

[doubleholster]

[ BREATHES HEAVILY AND DRAMATICALLY. ]

[gundamkind]

[ COLLAPSES.

WITH A DRAMATIC ZOOM TO THE EYE.

it's all very dramatic have we gotten this point across yet ]

[doubleholster]

[ CLEARLY THE ONLY THING TO DO IS TO DROP HIS GUNS TO THE FLOOR.

ALSO DRAMATICALLY. ]

[strider_pride]

youre writing a letter to your bro???
funny i havent seen mine around lately
since your text color ironically reminds me of him

[little_cal]

You're writing a letter Dirk?

[aggrievance]

[Suddenly a bolt of PURE ELDRITCH HORROR MAGIC is shot straight through his chest. Several times.

MMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAAY...MMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL...."]

[doubleholster]

[ OH NOES!! ]

[doubleholster]

There is never an inappropriate time to have a friendly chat with a lovely lady!
Besides dirk isnt going to mind.

[gundamkind]

[ SUDDENLY THERE'S A SECOND SHOT ]

[nukeoleptic]

[ WELL JADE HAS ALREADY SHOT YOUR BROTHER ONCE



MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT 2/2 FOR STRIDERS ]

[gundamkind]

[ no actually there isn't

because he uses swords ]

[crowsicle]

[BAM.

Drops a refrigerator full of shitty swords on him. With sprite powers.

MMMM WHATCHA SAYYYYY...]

[gundamkind]

[ THERE'S A SLOW MOTION KATANA BEING THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM

SLOWLY ]

[floreatnoctem]

[...what the fuck?

Evokers aren't supposed to have actual bullets

Shit, sorry bro.]

[doubleholster]

...

[ WELL GOLLY IT WOULD BE A BUMMER IF WE DIDN'T MISS THIS ONE. ]