On various zombie-related developments.

[everylittlethingido]

...what do you mean 'it'll grow back eventually'?!

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[hexappeal]

What... did you do...

[everylittlethingido]

[Oh snap.] Oh. Hey, Zee. [Hopefully some helpful distraction like a distractionary pokemon will suddenly and inexplicably butt in, thus derailing this conversation from the awkward direction it could take.]

[hexappeal]

Hey, Zach. [Wow, she's not like, getting more and more suspicious by the moment, is she now? No, that's just... love for her sweet cousin in her eyes... clearly.] What's up? And how much money do you need to borrow to fix it?

[everylittlethingido]

[...clearly! It's nice to see that all parties involved are on the same page (modnar noitcartsid raeppa modnar noitcartsid raeppa ...come on!)] What, no, it's not that sort of problem, cuz! I've got it under control. [Uh huh.] Though I could use a new car...

[hexappeal]

[THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, STOP ABUSING YOUR MAGIC... only Zee is qualified to do that.] Right, under control but you could use a new car.

I'll ask you again: what exactly did you do, Zach? And should I be teleporting to a remote area of Nepal to cover my ass?

[everylittlethingido]

[You're right that's not how it works, because if it worked like it's supposed to there'd be a random distraction right now! Where's Superman with a Justice League emergency when you need one?]

Uh, somebody got an idea and wanted to do something...horror themed. With the Teen Titans. [And there's a frown at the last: yes, the Teen Titans upset him more than the entire running and screaming and Thriller thing.]

[hexappeal]

[He's probably eating a sandwich. Just to spite you, specifically. That is how the life of a Zatara goes, young padawan.]

So you need a new car to, what? Drive away really fast from zombies? No can do, kiddo. You take the station wagon or you rethink your bad choices.

[holyblankbatman]

....I'm almost scared to ask "what will".

[ Seriously dude. Zombies?]