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Mundane,

I hope you realize that he's going to be furious at me for humiliating him like this.

Still, it's too funny not to, you are right about that.

I can't believe you didn't show me this earlier.

And the day I call him slow, I'm going to get kicked, so of course it's your fault.

- Renly Baratheon.

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A kick would be a kindness compared to what I'm going to have to do to you.

It's adorable, and so are you, darling. You could just take it as a compliment.

I feel like there's something I'm not grasping here.

It's called a slow loris, Brienne. Does that help?

You deserve to be kicked, in that case.

Probably a bit, but not hard I hope.

That would depend seriously the scenario in which you drew that comparison.

Oh? And in what realm is being compared to an excited rat-monkey a compliment?

The fuck is that goofy-lookin' thing?

It's some exotic primate called a slow loris. And from what I gather they're actually illegal to have as pets in most places.

So it's like a sloth? [He did say it was slow, after all. Delores? Something like that.] You own it, though?

Something like that. Frankly I've got no idea, I just found this on the internet.

If you put it that way, but if you consider the thing endearing than it is.

I rather think you wouldn't want to know.

I think you're probably right.

Just don't expect me to be that compliant if you start tickling me for no good reason.

Do be fair, where is there ever a good reason to start tickling you?

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