Mun is way too fixated.

[downer]

All right, you're out of control. You've been neglecting three characters, and you have papers to write. Right now I feel like a meme bicycle.

At least I'm not bored.

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[grumpiness]

[TRIES TO WALK OUT AS FAST AS HE CAN.]

[deformed]

[ YOUUUUUUUUUU. ]

Get back here. Now!

[grumpiness]

[CLEARING THROAT WITH A FIST TO HIS MOUTH, Mako looks over his shoulder, giving Zuko a rather passive looking expression.

Holy shit. It's the Fire Lord and he isn't about to crumple over due to old age.]

[fuck this.]

Yeah? What do you want?

[deformed]

[ Shit yeah, ain't 87 here. Also fuck your height, Mako, he can glare at you from two inches down and succeed. ]

You're the guy who wants to be the Fire Lord. Right? Or am I mistaken?

[ Wait for it ... ]

You were kissing my intended wife, so that's how I see it.

[grumpiness]

[THE SHORTER ONE NEVER TOPS, YAOI RULE NUMBER 1.

But in all seriousness. Mako glowers back, though his is more muted with an ambiguous emotion. Guilt? Maybe he's guilty that he made out with a lady who is technically old enough to be his great grandmother...]

Yeah, about that...

[He stuffs his hands in his pockets out of nervous habit and averts his gaze momentarily.]

I didn't have any intentions, okay? I wasn't even in control of what I was doing. What do you expect me to say? Sorry?

1/2

[deformed]

No.

[ Eyes narrowing, he slams a blast of fire down around them to burn high as a circumference to their talk as it rushes to completion. ]

[deformed]

I expect you to grovel for me to stop.

[ SHOULD PROLLY. APOLOGISE NOW. They're not scare tactics, nope. Shh. ]

[righteousness]

[ Korra was talking with some homeless person behind a bush, when she noticed this confrontation happening.

So she watches through the leaves, being all SMH@MAKO...

But you know, just in case he gets his ass kicked (he's a wussyboy, she bets no money on him), she'll continue watching. And eating her chicken-turkey balls. ]

[downer]

[ Oh fuck it's Korra.

AWKWARRRRD..........

Mai doesn't try to hide. She just stands there with a headache. ]

1/2

[grumpiness]

[WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS TESTOSTERONE IN HERE, because as soon as those flames ignite, Mako is on high alert, ready to fight.

That rhymed.]

[grumpiness]

[ALPHA-MALE INSTINCTS KICKING IN. He breathes out smoke from his nostrils, a bit of flame spilling out of his mouth as he huffs.]

What's your problem?! I'm not ... [There's a stumbling in his confidence at this point, but - ] I'm not gonna grovel just because you're royalty. [And to think he was going to bow for you, Zuko! YOU HIT HIS CLASS ISSUES.]

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry I ever kissed someone else's girlfriend, and it would've been nice if she told me she was dating the Fire Lord. [YEAH, KEEP THAT HO ON A LEASH.]

[His eyebrows are SO furrowed right now, let me tell you. He's pissed that he's even in this situation.]

[deformed]

[ YOU KNOW WHO'S ALPHA AS SHIT? ZUKO. YOU KNOW WHO FOUGHT AGAINST BLUE-HOT FIRE AND WITHSTOOD THE HEAT? ZUKO. D'you know who has the worst temper everkujkdfg yeah, son!!!

The fires rise, thickening with his anger. ]

You should grovel because you're wrong.

[ Fuck it. Slashing the ground, he throws a blast diagonally across Mako's path to force him back toward the wall of flame. ]

Say you won't do it again.

1/2 (SECOND PART IS KORRA)

[grumpiness]

[Oh what the hell, is he really going to have to fight the FIRE LORD OF ALL PEOPLE? His eyes widen when the blast comes hurling toward him, and his instinct is to dodge instead of counter. He ducks like a boxing professional, staggering backward.]

[He doesn't have time to say anything with you attacking him, Zuko! He just gets into a stance, eyes dilating, breathing getting heavier.]

Re: 1/2 (SECOND PART IS KORRA)

[righteousness]

[ She gives Mai a look, like "why are you just standing there!??! But when she feels the heat/sees it out of her peripheral she stops, and with a gust of wind she's landing right beside Zuko! And waves the box of chicken-turkey balls right in front of his face. MAI, I AM SO SORRY I RUINED YOUR PORNOGRAPHY. ] Ladies. Please! [ Korra smiles diplomatically, with a hint of nervousness. ]

There's enough to go around! [ Whether she means Mai or the food...

she practically bops Zuko's nose with the box. ]

[deformed]

[ SO MUCH ANGER AND then, oh, are those snacks? Oof, that's his nose, not!Aang. ]

This isn't any of your business, Korra.

[ But, hey, the fires lessen because it's ... hard to be furious with dumplings in front of your nose. ONE EYE STILL ON MAKO although all he's really accomplishing right now is making him super sweaty. ]

[grumpiness]

[OH GOD THANK GOD IT'S HIS BUTCH NOT!GF!!!!

WAIT NO, HE'S NOT RELIEVED! She's going to make this worse! He immediately grabs a hold of her shoulder and tries to tug her back with him. Now they will both sweat. They will both be glistening and be sexy.]

He's right, this isn't any of your business.

[But he's still holding onto her shoulder pretty hard.] Look, I'm obviously not going to touch your girlfriend ever again, okay? Like I said, it's not like I had any control or even knew that -- that you guys were dating or something! None of it should even count! I don't have interest in girls like that to begin with! [NOT RIGHT NOW, HE MEANS. HE'S GOT OTHER PRIORITIES.]

[righteousness]

[ Korra had pretty much dropped the box right at Zuko when Mako pulled her away (CATCH IT THINK FAST), and blinks at Mako's last comment. Well, it would certainly explain a couple of things, but...

She gasps all scandalized at Mako, then gives him a rough shove ...but not enough to make him do back flips because he really is that wussy. ]

YOU KISSED ANOTHER GIRL!?!?!

[ She grips Mako's arm a bit ...hard, then places her free hand against her healthy bosom apologetically. ]

Fire Lord Zuko, it is my business. You see, Mako and I are together, and I had no idea he was running around with other girls! As the Avatar, I promise you I'll restore balance to both of our relationships and punish him accordingly.

[ OH YES THIS WILL WORK. ]

[grumpiness]

[What the... hell.

He just... stands there limply, letting this all happen. Because he's so baffled.

He winces because her grip hurts him, though :'( shrugging up his shoulder and patting at her hand. GD YOU'RE ALWAYS GRABBING HIM YOU TOUCHY FEELY FANGIRL]

[deformed]

[ Peering unforgivingly at Mako where the guy's hiding behind Korra, he informs her - ]

Your firebender's an idiot.

[ - but he doesn't look happy about it. He's bros with the guy (well, a different Mako technically) and most of his anger is fueled by a sense of whhhhhyyyyy. And now he just looks wounded, absently holding Korra's lunch. ); Listening as the Avatar babbles, he finally offers her back the box of food which he assumes he's supposed to hold so as not to randomly start any more fires. Subtle as a brick there, miss, but if he was serious he wouldn't need his hands free to roast this butthead alive not that he ever would maybe lightly flambé. ]

I don't care what you do to make your boyfriend feel bad about being a - a floozy. [ STFU it's the first word that came to mind. Mako the Floozy!!! ] Just keep his lips away from my girlfriend's.

[ And all the fires turn to smoke. ]

[downer]

Where do you think you're going?

[grumpiness]

Nowhere. Where does it look like I'm going?

[downer]

Leaving me with my angry boyfriend after you made a move on me.

[grumpiness]

What? But it didn't even count! You could've warned me that you were dating the Fire Lord or something.

You could've told me that you're like eighty years old, too, now that I think about it!

[downer]

I'm pretty sure you knew we weren't dating in that context. And don't bring my age into this.

[ NEVER DOING A MEME AGAIN except she will because she doesn't have a choice. But she won't like it. >:C ]

[grumpiness]

[Ugh, he's just going to give you the silent treatment X(]

Whatever. You deal with him. This is officially none of my business anymore.