A too excited mun at a difficult time.

[extraordinarymuse]

 Listen, mun, I can understand getting excited about being accepted into Asgard and all (even if you could have waited until at least the end of the season), but seriously?

You need to calm down. Your exams are coming up, your final tests and projects too. That means less time to RP, which means I'm going to be half-assed. And I don't do half-assed.

So slow down now before you get in over your head, okay? It's for your own good. Our own good.

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[writeswrongs]

Yes, we all know you should be portrayed in a completely full-assed fashion.

[extraordinarymuse]

[Wow she walked right into that one.

You still get a look.]

That was really necessary, Castle. Thanks.

[writeswrongs]

Any time, Beckett.

Hey, I do a good job of portraying you. You have to admit that.

[extraordinarymuse]

Portraying me? You mean Nikki Heat?

[That gets a little snort/laugh out of her.]

Sure.

[writeswrongs]

Right. Of course.

[More like his fantasy version of her, but..]

Are you trying to say that I don't write Nikki well?

[extraordinarymuse]

[Well it's not like she knows what his fantasy version of her is. Other than Nikki.]

Nope, just that Nikki isn't me.

[writeswrongs]

[You probably don't even want to know, Beckett.]

Fine.

But she's a good character, regardless. She's three dimensional, has flaws, is dynamic...

[extraordinarymuse]

[You're right. She probably doesn't.]

Your fans seem to think so.

[writeswrongs]

And you count yourself among my fans, don't you?

[extraordinarymuse]

I didn't say that.

[writeswrongs]

That was a question.

[extraordinarymuse]

[Eye roll.]

I wouldn't call myself a stereotypical Richard Castle fangirl, no.

[writeswrongs]

I didn't say fangirl, I said fan.

I know you read my books before we even met.

[extraordinarymuse]

Sounds like you already know the answer to that question, then.

[writeswrongs]

Perhaps.

But it's nice to hear you say it once in a while.

1/2

[extraordinarymuse]

[She just kind of looks at you, because really? You're going to make her say it?]

2/2

[extraordinarymuse]

[Fine. Fine. Okay.

Sigh.]

I'm a fan of your books. Happy now?

[writeswrongs]

Very happy, thank you.

[Pause.]

Which one's your favorite?

[extraordinarymuse]

You can't ask me that.

[writeswrongs]

What? Why not?

Is it like picking your favorite child?

[1mistress_nomaster]

If mun's cared about doing their work and their duty over frivolity, none of us would be put through the strange things they like doing to us.

I'm still not sure if that's for the better or not.

[extraordinarymuse]

That's...very true.

But you'd think they would be able to prioritize.

[1mistress_nomaster]

Mine lacks that ability completely, she's utterly useless like that. She's got two papers on subjects that she knows require at least three weeks worth of reading each and she's got a week to do them both -- and here she is. On this website.

Utterly useless.

[extraordinarymuse]

Mine's got a final, two quizzes, a paper and a test within the next week and a half.

She hasn't studied. Hasn't looked at the material. Nothing. Instead she's trying to find more ways for me to get involved.

It's ridiculous.

[1mistress_nomaster]

It is, isn't it?

Mine's trying in the same way I try to take offers of marriage. [snort]

She's got a paper open for it -- and has decided something called 'capslock meme' would be time better spent.

Honestly, I don't know if I want to know how low she will sink.