Spam d_m. Regret nothing.

[lordofcranky]

Shutupshutupshutup!

I didn't lose!

I just...wanted to prolong my inevitable victory. That's all!

Comments

[lexluxor]

Inevitable victory? From what I saw it's only a matter of time.

[lordofcranky]

Fine by me.

Time is something I've got plenty of.

[lexluxor]

I'm quite interested in 'phase two' myself.

[lordofcranky]

It's quite the phase, if I do say so myself. And I do.

[lexluxor]

Guess I'll have to tune in nex time. Won't I? And I have to say that the other me is quite fit.

[wallcrawler]

Right, right. You just won second place in a two-man race is all.

[lordofcranky]

Says the insect.

[wallcrawler]

Actually that's a common misconception, spiders are actually arachnids. But hey, you're Lord of Chaos, so I guess screwing up is just kinda your thing.

[And yes there's totally air quotes for Lord of Chaos. And a mocking melodramatic tone to his voice. Mysterio kind of gave him practice at it.]

Looks like you did a good job with that manicure though. Did you do Fluffy's nails, too?

[lordofcranky]

Tsk. I knew that.

[He's not pouting right now, do you hear? NOT pouting.]

Her name's Teekl. Fluffy is a stupid name.

[crockblocking]

How about you take your own advice?

[lordofcranky]

And why should I listen to a goody-goody like you?

[crockblocking]

Because I'm right. Do you ever stop whining?

[lordofcranky]

I'm not whining and you're not right.

Do you ever stop being annoying.

[seethemoon]

No, you shut up.

[lordofcranky]

No, YOU.

[seethemoon]

No, you.

[lordofcranky]

No, YOU!

[master_of_the_game]

Not that you're bitter.

[lordofcranky]

Me?

Never.

[master_of_the_game]

Could be worse. At least you escaped. It's called a tactical retreat.

[lordofcranky]

It's called winning.

You know, that thing that the rest of you aren't very good at?

[bleakestwitch]

Another me? What a mad wonder!

[Klarion, this is your blue bro. He's super happy to meet you.]

win

[lordofcranky]

Another what now?

...do I know you?

it had to happen

[bleakestwitch]

How rude. I asked the woman all about you and you do not even extend the curtesy to learn my name. But, Oh Mad Wonder, I shall forgive the insult, in hopes we will become the best of friends!

[He extends a hand.]

I am Klarion Bleak of Limbo Town.

I'm still brushing up on comics; Is this Kirby's, David's, or Morrison's version?

[lordofcranky]

Humph. Well, I just learned it, didn't--

...did you say Klarion?