Here, have some weekend fluff, batfamily style.

[flyingg]

... can you please stop making those strangled noises? It was a long time ago.

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[flyingg]

... who banned you? And are you really going to let that stop you from improving yourself?

[arach_nerd]

Aunt May. And it wasn't actually serious, I just don't really enjoy cooking all that much.

[flyingg]

Right. Yeah. That would make a difference.

I guess I've never been that fond of microwaves. Spoiled by Alfred, you know. Even when I went on living on my own.

[arach_nerd]

Not like I wasn't spoiled with the cooking and all, but I'm a lifelong New Yorker. Liking to eat bad junk food is practically an evolutionary adaptation in the Boroughs.

[flyingg]

*Congratulations, Spidey, you just made Richard Grayson laugh. A lot.*

That means it's gotta be pizza for the fancy times, then?