USERNAME IS A SPOILER OOPS? also mun is a horrible terrible person

[programmedthisway]

Stop bothering me.

[Can't you see I want to be ~*~ALONE~*~?]

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hello stranger with familiar looking username okok

[speedyfanboy]

[...SERIOUS DEJA VU RIGHT NOW.]

I'm guessing you're experiencing a case of mundane woes?

I decided I couldn't wait ok this awfulness needed to be shared with the world

[programmedthisway]

[All the Red Arrows have all the upsets right now.]

Are you kidding? This is just the tip of the iceberg.

[He has so many problems right now man, this is just rubbing salt in the wound.]

spread your hideous wings and flyyyy

[speedyfanboy]

[Brohugs for all of them.]

Yeah, I was just-- [DERP HERP. Wally knows he's not helping atm, so backtracking on that train of thought.]

You know we're all here for you, right?

like a vulture in the skyyyyy

[programmedthisway]

[But you shouldn't be because this life isn't his and--]

Yeah.

[Insert long-ass pause here.]

Thanks.

[speedyfanboy]

[Just raise your paw up, Roy. It's okay.]

Dude, it's what friends are for.

[...]

And also if I ever get backstage passes to a Lady Gaga concert, I'll call you first.

[programmedthisway]

[....this will never get old for you guys, will it?]

If that's what you're into, Kid.

[speedyfanboy]

[No.]

...hey between the two of us, you've quoted her songs more than I have.

[Like. Those whole two times it happend.]

[programmedthisway]

[IT WAS ONLY ONCE.]

I wasn't quoting her songs on purpose.

[speedyfanboy]

[Okay maybe it was only one quote, but it was said TWICE.]

Sure? If you're a little monster, it's okay.