Yeah, so...

[dudebrolin]

Y'know? Pabu totally deserved to get more attention than that. Really! How many fire ferrets do you see walk like that?

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[srsbsns]

[EYEROLL.]

That wasn't going to get use the money we needed by the end of the week.

[emphatic]

[ shrugs ]

I don't see you coming up with any better ideas, dear captain.

[srsbsns]

Hey, I got a job, didn't I? And it was pretty decent pay too.

[emphatic]

That's a good start.

Let me help you.

[srsbsns]

... What do you propose then?

[emphatic]

... I'll take that as a yes.

Maybe your work could use another employee? Or I could round up some thugs with sizable bounties on their heads.

What do you think?

[srsbsns]

You know how to bend lightning? As for your thugs idea... yeah, no. You know we'd have to pay for damages, right?

[emphatic]

Not quite....but it's nothing you can't teach me, right?

Oh, I forgot about that, ahahaha....

[ darn it, just how many people heard about my first run-in with those yahoos? ]

this needs to happen FYI

[srsbsns]

It takes a lot of focus to bend lightning, Korra. A lot.

I think that's a no with goon-hunting. I really don't wanna get caught up with the Triple Triads again.

(1/2) agreed! episode: mako goes stir crazy trying to teach korra

[emphatic]

Can't be any harder than air bending!

I should mention, though, the quality of the teaching will also matter... [ er-hem, er-hem ]

all the lineface and facepalming

[srsbsns]

You're the one who knows all about that.

Hey, it'll be like, I don't know... like a different way of training for a match, I guess.

hey mako, you'll get wrinkles if you keep doing that to your face

[emphatic]

Let's just say...I have a slight issue with the spiritual side of air bending...

All right, teacher, let's see if you're good enough to teach the Avatar!

SHHHH. >|

[srsbsns]

It can't be that hard. Then again, you might break the whole training room.

[emphatic]

. . .

I don't know what you've heard, but I am not that destructive.

[srsbsns]

Hey, I'm just going with the mun says. She'd find it amusing, I wouldn't want to know how that would end up.

[emphatic]

It's only because the training room can't handle my incredible bending that it would fall to pieces.

But if she's so inclined, I'd be more than happy to demonstrate.

[srsbsns]

Uh. Yeah. Incredible.

No. Just... just don't. You can destroy all the store fronts you want, but not the training room. [Look at these priorities.]

[emphatic]

Also, Bolin and I just came up with the idea of a fire ferret and polar bear dog circus show. It'll be like fire and ice, dual entertainment for the price of one ticket! Isn't it grand? What do you think?

[srsbsns]

Your polar bear dog knows how to do tricks?

[emphatic]

Yes!

Like growling and snarling at peoples' faces until they pay for the ticket.

...which I didn't accidently just teach to her. Nope.

[srsbsns]

That's called harassment, Korra, not a trick.

[emphatic]

...okay, what about a trick that involves Naga being able to sleep through a marching band? And swallowing fish whole?

Or how about you wrestle with Naga? You can be the polar bear dog wrestler extraordinaire. People would pay to see that!

[srsbsns]

Swallowing a fish whole sounds kind of disgusting.

You'd really have me wrestle Naga? Really? Wouldn't it make more sense if you did tricks with Naga?

the thought of him wrestling enticed me lol ;_;

[emphatic]

Then more of a reason it should be publicly shown. Trick, settled!

It's more entertaining seeing a guy take down a giant bear dog unarmed. Besides, don't you supposedly have hordes of fangirls who would love to see you with a ripped shirt?

it sounds adorable as hell ngl

[srsbsns]

Well, it isn't every day you see a polar bear dog...

You mean Bolin's fangirls? [NOT EVEN GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE MUN'S THOUGHTS ON THIS, CERTAINLY NOT.] And I bet you'd have Pabu on my head while this all went on, right?