Watching bad endings always brings out the best muses. Canon is Boktai

[endoflife]

It really does, doesn't it Mundane? Hearing him agree to my offer was...music to my ears. And everything after was such fun.

But enough of that for now...you have things you need to do and me and my Django have things to do as well. [like hunting down that irritating brother of his.] But finding a home for me should be too hard, no? There are many places out there. Pick one that suits me, okay?

I trust you not to make any...mistakes. [he doesn't feel he needs to say what would happen if the mun did.]

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[sunnydwithagun]

I never realized so many muns took an interest in you, Dainn...

[endoflife]

Is that such a bad thing...? You took an interest in my offer so I suppose I'm an interesting person.

[or the mun just likes playing creepy people.]

[sunnydwithagun]

It's a bad thing for me and other versions of me muns play.

As such, I never agreed to your offer.

(Creepy people have plenty of perks. The best fun is when two creepy people get together.)

[endoflife]

[oh, all sorts of fun things happen when two get together.]

But if there's no confict for you then you're useless Django. Or at least that little title of yours is.

Really now? I rememeber things happened quite differently...you joined me and became my Dark Sun. Granted some things didn't go the way I would have liked but everything has worked out in my favour. All thanks to you, of course.

[sunnydwithagun]

(Tons. Feeling a little too compelled to throw one here, too...)

I'd prefer a world that didn't need me as opposed to one that did.

(Look who just became Batman, ladies and gentlemen.)

Then you remember incorrectly; Sabata and I defeated you and you were promptly purified. And Jormungandr was sealed away, leaving the world in peace once again.

[endoflife]

[do it :D the muse would like the creepy company.]

Well...I guess this means, somewhere in all these places, you gave up. But thank you for reminding me....I need to come up with a way to deal with that annoying brother of yours.

[sunnydwithagun]

(So it shall be~)

Know that in my world, you were defeated and will never harm another innocent ever again. I would gladly do the same in your world.

[endoflife]

Is that so? I think you wouldn't like being in my world, Solar Boy. Humanity has mostly been reduced by both your hands and mine. You're quite good at killing human beings, if I do say so myself. [though he's had to...motivate you a couple of times.]

[sunnydwithagun]

(OH GOD THAT FACE MUN WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT)

I'm sure it must be a world flooded by darkness. If I must, I will be the morning sun that returns the world's splendor!

[suicidoll]

(And enters this creepy girl, flying right in with her little ensemble of flying dolls.)

A bad end, you say? Could it truly have been all bad if it ended in your favor?

[endoflife]

[just as planned!

...and Django, please, lay off the stupid "Good will always triumph over evil!" speeches. They didn't get you far in this Dainn's world after all.]

It's actually quite beautiful...I'm sure Sabata will enjoy it when I find him. Or maybe I'll give him to Jormungandr. It gets quite hungry, you see....

[endoflife]

[he eyes the dolls. that's a nice little trick.]

Mmmm...I suppose not. Not everything ended the way I would have liked but I guess I'm being a little...nitpicky. But I have all the time in the world to correct it, so it shouldn't be too bad.

[sunnydwithagun]

(Those speeches made it everywhere across Django's world. Therefore, he will be annoying and not shut up about them.)

I'm well aware of how hungry it can get. I'm aware of the fact that it can still be sealed away and that Sabata will never give up.

[suicidoll]

I suppose when the end of the world has already settled, time loses its worth as a factor. It's always...interesting, imagining what happens after the doomsday scenario, if I may say.

[endoflife]

I really should be impressed by your faith in your brother. But considering what he has to work with...I wouldn't hold my breath. Darkness cannot defeat Darkness and I'm not quite sure he wants to go against you again.

[really. you should have seen his face when you said yes. priceless.]

[endoflife]

It's quite fun. I usually settle for 'anything I want' but sometimes I want to try something different.

[sunnydwithagun]

(Youtube videos and accidentally pressing A shows he doesn't like that. Seriously, why is agreeing with Dainn the FIRST HIGHLIGHTED CHOICE? Makes skipping through that dialogue a nightmare.)

You doubt him now, but he is capable of great things; he has his own light with him and he will find a way.

[suicidoll]

They say life is a difficult journey, but what's to become of those who survive after all life dies? I hope your creativity won't run dry so soon; there's only so much entertainment to be had once everything's been blown up.

[endoflife]

[maybe it's trying to tell you something.....but the mun agrees it makes it hard to skip the dialogue.]

I'm not the only one doubting him...but we'll see. He's keeping me entertained when you can't anyways.

[endoflife]

Oh, I have no plans on blowing everything up. [provide Jormungandr doesn't eat everything first.] There are some things I keep alive for my personal enjoyment. Trust me, they are quite entertaining even on their own.

[sunnydwithagun]

(An uncomfortable pause...then more annoying heroic talk.)

...Your reign of terror will not last.

[suicidoll]

(That's the problem with doomsday serpents: keeping them fed enough.)

The last few survivors for you to torture, I assume? I read a book like that once..."I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream" is the title. Perhaps you've heard of it?

[endoflife]

[...note to self: if he ever gets his hands on this Django, he's stapling his mouth shut. there's only so much heroic talk Dainn can take.]

You're welcome to try. But if you fail, I'll be happy to send you to your father.

[endoflife]

[it kind of sucks there isn't a cosmic pet store he could go to for food. it'd save him a few problems.]

Something like that. But I don't think I've hear about that story before! What's it about?

[sunnydwithagun]

(Then it's probably for the best that his world's Django probably doesn't talk like that anymore, if at all.)

I'll be more than ready to purify you like all of the other immortals.