Practice makes perfect, and I was getting close!

[kirktastic]

You decided to put me on break for over a year now, and now you're dragging me out of the beauty that is my Lady in space and you're putting me in some cold, abandoned city I can't get out of. Bones and Spock are there, so I can't complain (too much, until Spock drives me up a wall), but really mun, there's one thing we need to talk about.

I plan to find every gorgeous guy, girl, and 'other' in this city and see what kind of record I can start here. Normally, I wouldn't be bothered to point this out, but a year?? That's a long time for a guy like me. Besides, any good Captain knows you need to practice. It makes perfect, after all, and I've had a lot of it.

Also, you put me in a place with captors and in an abandoned city where supplies can be hard to find. Really, I could live without the Tarsus IV vibes.

Comments

[starfleet_brat]

I dunno, I been watching to see daddy but I only sen you so far. Maybe I can stay with you till I see him! Can I??

[kirktastic]

[So. fucking. awkward.]

Er- [He knows he owes it to Bones to take care of her, but what is going to do with a kid?!] Sure. You can stay with me until we find Bones.

[What have I done???]

[starfleet_brat]

Yay!

[All the clinging. Jim's leg belongs to Joanna now >D]

This is gonna be fun!

[kirktastic]

[Has literally no idea what to do next.] ...Okay... where have you been staying?