lost control of my life

[treefetish]

Take it easy, mun! I just left an oppressive, artificial town that traps you inside. Why would I want to go right over to a new one?

... Even if this one has lots of trees. [and death but trees seem like a fair trade imho]

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[mantrap]

You sure do like trees, dontcha little lady?

beautiful

[treefetish]

Yeah! They're only the coolest things ever!

[shoeofbaileys]

That old town all need less trees, yes sir. Trees all ain't done a damn thing for no one.

[treefetish]

Trees do lots of things for everybody! They make air we breathe-- for free! [that's the most important part]

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't all believe that mess, no sir. If Old Gregg all need trees to breath, why he all breathing fine in the water?

[YEAH ANSWER THAT IF YOU'RE SO SMART.]

[treefetish]

[there hasn't been a book written that could have prepared her for this moment]

... If you breathe water, you're probably a fish.

[shoeofbaileys]

Then why Old Gregg all breath on land too?

[That's not sarcasm or him trying to trick you. He's legitimately curious. Because holy shit fish shouldn't be able to breath on land, but he's a fishman and he still doesn't get the logistics of what he is.

You explain it for him. Now.]

[treefetish]

[... yep. you snagged yourself a crazy here, audrey. time to back this thang up]

No idea. Sorry!

AUDREYYYYY asfsdagf

[virtualdiva]

That's right!

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't like that answer.

Old Gregg all thought you had answers.

[Sorry. You can't get away from him that easily, as he does a slimy little crawl closer to you Audrey.]

[treefetish]

I don't know everything! Just some things. [things about trees] I said I was sorry.

[shoeofbaileys]

You ever find a tree that's all barky, and it's all peeling and you just start tearing all that bark off and it all feel kinda scratchy against your slimy skin so you rub it all up and down your body?

she is my favorite

[treefetish]

I just want to stay back in Thneedville and take care of the tree! That's not asking for much, is it?

[treefetish]

[I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WHAT IS THIS]

... No, but I've only ever seen one real tree.

She is completely adorable.

[virtualdiva]

Yep. But they're not going to listen, anyway.

...Thneedville? [Sounds a little familiar.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Hell you live? A desert? Old Gregg all live in a lake and there all kinds of trees around there.

You stupid? Maybe that's all why you haven't seen more trees.

[Because that has so much to do with anything.]

[treefetish]

That's where I live. Have you heard of it?

[virtualdiva]

Well, not really. I'm from Sapporo, Japan, but I have toured all over the world! And I haven't heard of anything called Thneedville.

[treefetish]

I've never seen more trees because there weren't any in Thneedville-- at least, not until Ted found one. I'd only read about them in books before that.

[shoeofbaileys]

Why you all read books about trees?

Ain't books trees anyway. They all like massacred trees and shit. Gregg all don't have no use for them.

[treefetish]

Oh. [That's weird to her, someone not knowing about Thneedville, but she'll roll with it.] It must be so cool to go all around the world like that, though! I've never even really been outside of town.

[treefetish]

Because trees are the coolest things ever! And all my books are made of plastic.

[virtualdiva]

It is! You get to see so many things that you don't see at home, and meet a lot of new people. Plus, the more I tour, the bigger my fanbase gets!

Hm? How come?

[treefetish]

Wow! [just legit impressed and excited about this] Well... We just didn't. Almost everything we could want was inside, so we didn't need to. [everything but her trees]

[virtualdiva]

Mmm. Well, Mayfield's a little like that. It has almost everything anyone could want, but it's really mean sometimes. And occasionally people die. And no one can get out even if they want to.

[And it's stuck in the fifties. So no on the "everything anyone could want" front.]

But this Thneedville is probably a little nicer than Mayfield. Can you tell me a little more about it?

[treefetish]

Yeah... Thneedville's probably not that bad in comparison, but it's still pretty bad. Imagine a place where everything is made of plastic, even the trees and grass, where you have to pay for the air you breathe because the air outside was ruined a long, long time ago.

That's Thneedville.

[virtualdiva]

Oh. What happened to the air?

[Morbidly curious? Yes. Also somewhat scared? Also yes. She may be a robot, but she does need air. Just...not in the same way humans do.]

[treefetish]

They chopped down all the trees, every last one! And without trees, there wasn't anything stopping the smougulous smoke... Apparently, it got so bad, people were getting sick just from breathing!

[virtualdiva]

Why would they do that? It sounds terrible.

[treefetish]

I don't know; I've only heard stories.

But... I think they were just greedy.

[virtualdiva]

Ah.

...what was it about the trees that they had to chop them all down?

[treefetish]

They were making... something. I don't remember the whole story. Nobody does, except for really old people. If Ted's grandma was around, you could ask her; she was probably there.

[virtualdiva]

All right! I'll go ask my mun, then, she says she knows about it.

By the way, I'm Miku Hatsune, [twirl] virtual diva!

[treefetish]

Oh, yeah, I'm Audrey, um... non-virtual normal girl?

[virtualdiva]

Nice to meet you, Audrey-san. And don't worry, there's a lot of those around!

[treefetish]

Oh, I was hoping I could be special by being the only non-special person here!

[virtualdiva]

That...happens a lot. I've run into a lot of normal people, as well as people who definitely aren't normal.

[Normal, these days, just doesn't show up in the dictionary.]

[treefetish]

I can't wait to meet more aren't-normal people! It's going to be so cool!

[virtualdiva]

Yep! They're fun to talk with! Not that anyone who is normal isn't fun to talk with either. It's just that...well, if you spend a while here, you start to get used to meeting so many of both!

[But yes. IT'S COOL.]

[truffulacide]

Because they're mean. They're mean and awful and completely ungood. You don't really need a reason to do terrible things when you're that screwed up.

[take it from him, girl.]

[treefetish]

Oh, I don't think they're mean! Just a little... overenthusiastic about really bad things. [which is sadism which is mean]

[truffulacide]

Okay, so they're not completely out of their mind. So what? Still doesn't make them nice.