Oops, look who reared her ugly head.

[demi_mort]

You know who you should pay attention to more? Me.

It's alright if you don't. I'm used to sitting there all alone. With no one to talk to. For long, long periods of time.

...I just miss my brothers, okay?

Comments

[vanagandr]

I'm not chubby in my other form.

[ Mock-pout. Look, his ears are drooping and everything. ]

[demi_mort]

[Puppy dog looks only work if you're an actual puppy, bro.]

You're not ripped either, brother dear.

[vanagandr]

[ It works on other people. :C ]

Chicks are into skinnier guys these days.

[demi_mort]

Even that creepy, pale vampire guy has a six pack, Fen. And he's gross.

[vanagandr]

... I'm going to pretend you didn't just compare me to that thing.

[demi_mort]

Not comparing. He has muscle definition, you don't.

herp I can grammar

[vanagandr]

I do too. You just yell at me when I walk around without a shirt.

n o p e

[demi_mort]

Because no one wants to see all that pale, undefined stuff you call a torso.

;~;

[vanagandr]

Plenty of people do. Just not you.