Oops, look who reared her ugly head.

[demi_mort]

You know who you should pay attention to more? Me.

It's alright if you don't. I'm used to sitting there all alone. With no one to talk to. For long, long periods of time.

...I just miss my brothers, okay?

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[vanagandr]

[ Well, Fenrir's always liked story time. Mostly because story time usually involves snacks you know, speaking of Sleipnir. ]

[skytraveler]

[ HEY, leave Horsekid alone. He hasn't killed anybody yet. ]

[vanagandr]

[ Horse. Wolf. Odin's horse. They are not destined to get along quite as well as Fenrir gets along with his full siblings.

But, you know, he's easily persuaded by steak. ]

[skytraveler]

[ BAD FENRIR, DON'T EAT SLEPNIR. You'll get a nice cow later, or something. ]

[vanagandr]

[ Fiiiiiiine. ]

So am I getting a 'hello'?

[skytraveler]

Hello there Fenrir, how are you doing, eaten anybody lately?

[vanagandr]

[ ...he has to think about that for a moment. ]

Still tied up and no, not as far as I can remember. If I did they obviously weren't very noteworthy as far as taste goes. [ Pause. Earscratch. ] You?

[skytraveler]

I'm doing quite well, actually. Haven't eaten anybody either, as a matter of fact.

[IT'S A JOKE, PLEASE LAUGH WOLFKID.]

[vanagandr]

[ He does laugh, a barking laugh accompanied by a thump of his tail to let him know that he means it. ]

Well, that's good. Unless you're in the mood for eating people, I guess, in which case I'm sure you can find something.

[skytraveler]

Not today. Who knows, maybe tomorrow I'll feel slightly cannibalistic.

[vanagandr]

It's only cannibalism if you're the same species.

keywords what is life

[spiderhorse]

[HE WAS SUMMONED?]

[skytraveler]

[FML FML FML]

[spiderhorse]

[Get out, MomDad, this is the bizarro kiddie table. With the plastic forks and lidded cups]

[skytraveler]

[GLADLY.]

LMFAO SOBS

[vanagandr]

[ o hello. ]

Don't you have an old man to carry around?

ILU TOO HALF-BROTHER WHO NEVER EVER VISITS

[spiderhorse]

[YOU DON'T SCARE HIM he had eight heavy hooves and none of them are fun to be kicked with

Not like Sleipnir gets all the haterade going around because, lol, kept in the same place all the time, he really doesn't get the paper. He's kind of oblivious, okay? Be nice to the sheltered kid :(

What?]

HE'S A LITTLE TOO TIED UP UNFORTUNATELY 8(

[vanagandr]

[ Yeah well... hush, Slippy, you are ruining his reputation. ]

You know, Odin? The one missing an eye? Kind of paunchy?

[ At this point Fenrir figures they really can't do anything worse to him, so he's just letting his mouth run wild. ]

man horsekid has eight legs don't talk about tied up, four-legged arm eater

[spiderhorse]

[You guys are totally being terrible to him right now. He hasn't seen any of you before unless it's from a bird's eye view and you're all being nasty

what did he do

seriously

Yes, I know Odin. I am not needed at the moment, or I would be with him. I do not understand why that question is necessary.

Sleipnir was home schooled okay]

but he is literally tied up GOSH SLIPPY THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR LEGS

[vanagandr]

[ There's a long pause where he just sort of stares at his brother for a moment. Really? Really?

Well. He is an herbivore. ]

Because he's a dick.

[ Fenrir is not a master of tact, okay. ]

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING GUYS let him at the table please :((((((

[spiderhorse]

[They had very different upbringings, okay. Horsechild has balls in the way of street smarts.

Just be patient. He's a little slow.

There's an automatic sound of disapproval at the crass word, nostrils flaring in indignation. Odin is his rider, and his caretaker. He doesn't really get to see him being much of that, you know, being roped up to the OK Corral with a bag of oats and nuts.

Why do you say that?]

FIIIIIIIIIIINE but only because jor likes you 8(

[vanagandr]

[ Does he have extra balls, too? ... No, scratch that, Fenrir doesn't want to know. ]

He's the reason you never get to see any of us, you know. Because we're different and not useful.

[ There's a growl in his voice, teeth showing, though he's not baring them at his brother -- just the whole situation. He's had a long time to be bitter. ]

Strangely enough, I watched that terrible Red Riding Hood today...

[spiderhorse]

[Ew. So crude.

Not that it'd be obvious with all those legs in the way though. Horsekid has never had a reason to compare them to...an inferior horse with its bizarro four legs. Wtf is that about anyway.

He narrows his eyes slightly, trying to process this all. At the show of his teeth, though, Sleipnir pulls his own lips back slightly. His teeth are unlike another horse's, however: sharp and carved with runes. Has to be a bit of a badass to handle tooth carvings, right?

That's silly. Of course you're useful. You're the son of Loki, after all, you must have a great purpose.]

Re: keywords what is life

[demi_mort]

[Oh my gods, get out Cousin Oliver Sleipnir.]

Re: keywords what is life

[spiderhorse]

[CALM YOUR MILDLY DECOMPOSED CHESTICLES

he just wants to be involved in the reunion okay