mun is slowly collecting kevin spacey movies

[dilf]

You. Are. Embarrassing.

I get that some people really, really like a certain actor or singer or what have you. That's fine. It's really, really fine. God knows I loved Raquel Welch back in the day.

But for the love of God, this guy has been in a lot of things. A lot. So instead of getting three that you watch over and over and gush about, you should just move to a new one and, I don't know...not be such a fangirl about it all?

You weren't even like this when the Backstreet Boys were around. You're too old for this nonsense.

He's old enough to be your father.

[Whoops]

...oh, fuck you.

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[dilf]

[Good thing she clarified, or Lester might have raised an eyebrow thinking she meant she understood about this Spacey fellow's voice.

Oh, Lester. How far you've come.]

Maybe they'll grow out of it. Hopefully.

[dedicatedbitch]

[ Well... his voice - whichever he they're talking about - isn't exactly unenjoyable for Brooke. ]

I'm not holding my breath, honestly.

[dilf]

[Uh-oh...]

That's a good thing. If you do that, you'll turn blue and pass out, and that's no fun at all.

[dedicatedbitch]

[ She laughs a little. ] No, definitely not.

[dilf]

That's another thing most people grow out of. Boy bands, fawning over actors, and throwing tantrums. One of these things is not like the others.

[dedicatedbitch]

Actually, I can think of plenty of people who still fawn over actors even though they're, like, pushing fifty.

[dilf]

...are they covered in cat hair?

[dedicatedbitch]

Not that I'm aware of.

[dilf]

That was a terrible assumption of me to make, wasn't it?

[dedicatedbitch]

[ She shrugs. ] Not really. You could've assumed they were all in, like... a nuthouse instead of just crazy cat ladies?

[dilf]

Wouldn't that mean you were in the nuthouse, too, if I assumed that?

[dedicatedbitch]

...yeah, I guess it would.