[Annoyed scowl.] I choose my own path White Hunter. [I love how he yells at himself :|]
Doesn't look like there's much to go off. Otherwise mine would canon update. Apparently she thinks it'd be amusing if my 36th birthday in Luceti matches "real time."
Did I ever say that you didn't, bratling? [ jeez, why are you so prickly, smoker. Smokey isn't even trying to annoy you. ]
Well, she's got a few months, we'll probably see more of 'us' during then. [ relaxing in his chair, then tosses smoker some candy-canes. shut up the pepperment soothes him. ]
Since the screaming has started up again, should we speculate on if we have two eyes or not? Or should we simply try to ignore the fact that the idiot here is going 'Be more Garp fanboy, Smokers, be more Garp-fanboys.'
[ starts humming that song, you know I weaaar my sunglasses at night. ]
[Oh my god. Candycanes. Smoker rescinds his grump and sucks on two of them happily. Shut up. Sugar fixes everything. As does general OCD and oral fixations. Apparently.]
Tsk. I'm sure our eyes are fine. Oda wouldn't want to make us that much like Roronoa. Bad enough our nicknames are similar. At this rate it'd convince every fangirl on their planet that we're related.
And I don't see how a scar near the eye with sunglasses is more like him than anyone else in the world. The Alabasta Revolutionary also springs to mind. Does that mean we fanboy him? [Eye roll clearly gives away what he thinks of that.]
[ enjoy this older mirror, smoker. :| because he's lazy and sucking on two and purring... softly. Kinda. ....okay yeah, definitely purring. ]
It's the headcanon, I think. [ then.... bored look. ] If he's related to us... well. Then I think I might as well subscribe to the idea that Aokiji is a "Justice pirate" under Garp's helm. [ there's his thoughts on the roronoa being related to them thought. You can see the quotation marks... he also made them with his mind and voice. How he does this? No one is exactly sure.... but some theories involve him sacrificing little children to the ice cream gods. ]
[Smoker will just be all :| about this. He has no intentions of becoming you, kthx.]
[And don't you mean sacrificing ice cream to the little children gods?]
Mine still subscribes to the theory that we're one of the few people who might know where he is now. [Snorts. Whether he means Aokiji, Garp, or both, isn't clear.]
Scars are scars. They don't mean anything more than battles fought.
[ fuck you, smoker, smokey is a fucking pretty princess badass motherfucker! and in some verses... a father. he could own your ass any day of the week. ]
[ ....No, pretty sure I don't. Pretty sure I meant Little Children to the Ice Cream Gods. Or maybe he just eats the little children... that seems the most likely. ]
Probably are, Bratling, probably are. [ ....why are they never clear with what they mean?
I mean -- If I'm going to have to show Garp where on the doll Smoker/Smokey's vagueness touched me... they could at least be more clear about it. ]
Hn. [ nods. then chomp. ] How're your games, by the way?
[Quiet pretty princess motorcyclist. Smoker will be a father in his own damn time when he settles down and stops being in his rebellious not!teens.]
[And they are vague because there is no clear canon evidence or even clues one way or another. Necessity!]
Tch. She actually did hiatus at the one with the chibi brat, though she misses it already. That one won't move for a couple more days. The other she has no excuse on, she's just been too sick this month to get everything in gear to make the switch.
'Chibi brat', che. [ rolls his eyes. Smoker, he knows you're attached to the chibi Luffy. ATTACHED. ] Hn, well, she'll go at her own pace -- you, bratling, should respect that like a man. It's not our justice to force a sick woman to do something just yet.
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Doesn't look like there's much to go off. Otherwise mine would canon update. Apparently she thinks it'd be amusing if my 36th birthday in Luceti matches "real time."
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Did I ever say that you didn't, bratling? [ jeez, why are you so prickly, smoker. Smokey isn't even trying to annoy you. ]
Well, she's got a few months, we'll probably see more of 'us' during then. [ relaxing in his chair, then tosses smoker some candy-canes. shut up the pepperment soothes him. ]
Since the screaming has started up again, should we speculate on if we have two eyes or not? Or should we simply try to ignore the fact that the idiot here is going 'Be more Garp fanboy, Smokers, be more Garp-fanboys.'
[ starts humming that song, you know I weaaar my sunglasses at night. ]
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Tsk. I'm sure our eyes are fine. Oda wouldn't want to make us that much like Roronoa. Bad enough our nicknames are similar. At this rate it'd convince every fangirl on their planet that we're related.
And I don't see how a scar near the eye with sunglasses is more like him than anyone else in the world. The Alabasta Revolutionary also springs to mind. Does that mean we fanboy him? [Eye roll clearly gives away what he thinks of that.]
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It's the headcanon, I think. [ then.... bored look. ] If he's related to us... well. Then I think I might as well subscribe to the idea that Aokiji is a "Justice pirate" under Garp's helm. [ there's his thoughts on the roronoa being related to them thought. You can see the quotation marks... he also made them with his mind and voice. How he does this? No one is exactly sure.... but some theories involve him sacrificing little children to the ice cream gods. ]
Thank fuck someone else agrees. [ mumblemumbleSNARL. ]
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[And don't you mean sacrificing ice cream to the little children gods?]
Mine still subscribes to the theory that we're one of the few people who might know where he is now. [Snorts. Whether he means Aokiji, Garp, or both, isn't clear.]
Scars are scars. They don't mean anything more than battles fought.
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pretty princessbadass motherfucker! and in some verses... a father. he could own your ass any day of the week. ][ ....No, pretty sure I don't. Pretty sure I meant Little Children to the Ice Cream Gods. Or maybe he just eats the little children... that seems the most likely. ]
Probably are, Bratling, probably are. [ ....why are they never clear with what they mean?
I mean -- If I'm going to have to show Garp where on the doll Smoker/Smokey's vagueness touched me... they could at least be more clear about it. ]
Hn. [ nods. then chomp. ] How're your games, by the way?
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[And they are vague because there is no clear canon evidence or even clues one way or another. Necessity!]
Tch. She actually did hiatus at the one with the chibi brat, though she misses it already. That one won't move for a couple more days. The other she has no excuse on, she's just been too sick this month to get everything in gear to make the switch.
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