THE SHAKIEST VOICETEST EVER and oh goooosh, lookin' for a game!

[cackling]

Oh, come on. I'm not that hard to figure out. Breaking news from yours truly, kiddo: just 'cause I didn't have a hilariously melodramatic childhood rife with Greek tragedies doesn't make me any less interesting. I mean, we wouldn't be having this song and dance if I wasn't, right?

Just keep chipping away at that personality section. You haven't even gotten to the part about my working relationship with Kent. That's always worth a good chuckle or two.

...And speaking of laughing, that name up there? Real creative. Although I guess I should give you credit; at least you didn't go with "disassociative". That's not even a good pun and you know it.

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[cackling]

I guess. Maybe. It's just...a little underwhelming, isn't it? My innate sense of humility tells me otherwise, but somehow I get the feeling that I deserve better.

[profitableboron]

So...why don't you tell them your ideas if you dislike it?

[cackling]

You think I haven't already tried? She's still laughing at me behind my back.

I didn't sign up for this crap.

[profitableboron]

Maybe they weren't that good?

I dunno, man, it's pretty to the point. Better than, like, "lotsoflaughsahaha" or something.

[cackling]

Really? 'cause I sure thought that something like "neverwrong" would've been far more appropriate. [- although he doesn't really wanna admit that this is, too. so ~conflicted~.]

Seriously. People might've started confusing me for the Joker. Now that's a scary thought.

[profitableboron]

Is it taken? Maybe you can get them to just take a bunch they like and decide later.

No way, man. You don't look anything like the Joker, they'd have to be pretty blind to think otherwise.

[cackling]

That's a pretty decent idea. Nice to know that there's at least one person out there who doesn't have it out for me.

[uh.]

...It's kind of an easy mistake to make, believe it or not.

[profitableboron]

Yeah, but your face isn't, like, frozen in some permanent smile. [Also he looks like a past comedy news anchor that is also in this "headspace" with Sam.] ...a-and he's not.

Yellow.

[cackling]

Mh.

[- and his form begins to warp, effortlessly shifting into a much more familiar one that's more than a little frightening even though the grin itself is benign.]

Isn't it sad for him? Cries himself to sleep every night because he's so jeeeealous!

[it tapers off into a suppressed titter, like he privately finds the idea hilarious.]

[profitableboron]

[Sam isn't used to it, but, hey. Comic book guy, it only makes sense.

Still, he does show a bit of surprise at it all.]

I dunno. Yellow can make some people look like a radioactive banana.

[cackling]

Says you. Bananas are tasty. Every fruit and vegetable should aspire to be like them.

Except for the pomegranate. That is in a whole 'nother league of its own. Looks like a little beehive when you open it up.