Porky Minch ([personal profile] kingofthetoybox) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-18 09:15 pm

Homeless, but looking

Heh... hehe... Well, well. Look at the loser crawling back.

So, you lied to me. You said we could begin a new game all over again. Leaving me to rot inside your vacant mind isn't my idea of a game, you know. Were you too scared? Scared of having everyone lose more than they bargained for?

[The old man releases a laugh, but coughs mix themselves itself into it. At his extreme age, he can't move his body all that much. He's bound to a large, mechanical bed outfitted with sharp, spider's legs.]

Idiot. Coward. Useless. Totally and utterly good-for-nothing. ... But see, I can be a nice guy too. Mr. Porky isn't all that bad.

Listen. I'll give you just one more chance. ... Find me a good place, alright? We'll let bygones be bygones if I get enough of a thrill in my new world. No hard feelings, okay?

... Go on, then. Off you go.
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[personal profile] pkrincess 2012-04-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[She sniffs.]

I don't hafta tell you. I know you're just tryin' to get my goat. If ya wanna know the truth, pretty much anything that comes outta your mouth is gonna make me angry, so don't worry about tryin' too hard.