Porky Minch ([personal profile] kingofthetoybox) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-18 09:15 pm

Homeless, but looking

Heh... hehe... Well, well. Look at the loser crawling back.

So, you lied to me. You said we could begin a new game all over again. Leaving me to rot inside your vacant mind isn't my idea of a game, you know. Were you too scared? Scared of having everyone lose more than they bargained for?

[The old man releases a laugh, but coughs mix themselves itself into it. At his extreme age, he can't move his body all that much. He's bound to a large, mechanical bed outfitted with sharp, spider's legs.]

Idiot. Coward. Useless. Totally and utterly good-for-nothing. ... But see, I can be a nice guy too. Mr. Porky isn't all that bad.

Listen. I'll give you just one more chance. ... Find me a good place, alright? We'll let bygones be bygones if I get enough of a thrill in my new world. No hard feelings, okay?

... Go on, then. Off you go.
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[personal profile] mandana 2012-04-19 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Never heard of it. But I figure there's nothing wrong with needin' a little help now and then. I guess.

It's a hell of a lot better than other stuff he coulda done.