hopefully sending cupid to skyofdiamonds soon ahhh

[loveguru]

How is your project going, Mun? [she means the app, for she has been curiously floating around while the mun writes away all day today ooo] Oh, don't worry so much sweetie, I'm positive that as long as you put some heart into it, it'll turn out great. And when you're done, that means I get to go somewhere, right?

Okay! Well, in the meantime I might as well get some work done myself.

So, hello monsters of Dear Mun! Tell me, what matters to your heart?

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[whatitdeuce]

Yo, Cupid! Hows it hangin'.

[loveguru]

Hi Deuce! I'm just settling into this new "headspace" place. It helps a lot that my mun likes to decorate in pink too, it really makes a girl feel at home.

[biomagnet]

What "matters" to it?

[loveguru]

Yes! Is there anything troubling you regarding an important someone in your life?

[biomagnet]

Uh... not really. Nothing new, anyway. Why's it matter to you?

[loveguru]

Ah, then I hope you two stay happy for a long time.

[she is all smiles, this one] My name's Cupid, and it's my job to help out when it comes to matters of the heart! Usually I just cover monsters, but I don't think Dad will mind if I help some normies once in a while too.

[biomagnet]

... What? No! It's not like that.

[ There's a pause where he's trying to figure out if she's serious or not. ]

Uh-huh... Well, glad you could spare us some 'f your time.

[loveguru]

Oh, are you just friends?

No problem! I don't have my radio show and usual audience in this place, so this is the next best thing.

[biomagnet]

Anybody who's important to me's a friend. [ Shrug. ]

Radio show explains a lot. You some kinda relationship hotline?

[loveguru]

I like that! Love and caring comes in all kinds of different forms, of course.

Yeah, I'm not that great of a shot, so giving advice is definitely the best way for me to help. Even the shyest of ghouls can get a hold of me this way.

[biomagnet]

Exactly. Doubt I'd ever settle down with somebody, anyway.

'Cause you're... Cupid. Right. Maybe you should just practice your aim instead.

[loveguru]

Aw, you shouldn't give up on the idea; love has a habit of surprising you, after all.

I do practice when I find the time! It's been a bit of a slow process so far though. Dad makes it look easier than it really is.

[biomagnet]

Which is just what I don't want.

... how's that work, anyway? You just shoot people you think'd look good together?

[loveguru]

There's a bit more to it than that. I make sure two monsters are compatible before I do anything, but mostly I only use my bow in love emergencies anyway.

[biomagnet]

"Love emergencies"?

[loveguru]

Love emergencies. There are some monsters out there who misuse the power of love, for example, so those are times when I step in.

[biomagnet]

... define "misuse", if you could? [ Trying not to look guilty as all get out here. ]

[youlikefishilikefish]

Are you serious?

[loveguru]

Of course! Helping people with matters of the heart is what I do.

[youlikefishilikefish]

So you're like a sex therapist.

[loveguru]

Umm... not really, I deal with the actual romance and relationships of monsters.

[youlikefishilikefish]

Just monsters?

[loveguru]

Normally, yes. My dad covers the normies so I help out the monsters. Love is the family business!

[youlikefishilikefish]

Huh.

I'm having some trouble wrapping my mind around this, but okay.

So what's the hardest job you've ever had to do?

[loveguru]

[she giggles for a moment] Have you heard of Cupid before? Because that's me, goddess of love in the flesh!

Hmm... well, dealing with Valentine was difficult. He had Draculaura under hypnosis and when I tried to set things right, things got a little messy. But in the end true, real love prevailed and everything went back to normal.

[youlikefishilikefish]

Whoa. Okay.

Is it harder to do with monsters or, uh, "normies"?

[innerdemons]

What matters to my heart?
Erm, is people always being nice to me a possibility?
I don't mean sickly sweet or anything, just, you know...not mean.