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[simulatedmedic]

While I commend you for trying something new, Mr. Mundane, I must say that I find your lack of things to do with me a bit disappointing.

What was the point in transferring my program to your headspace if you weren't going to use me?

I'm a doctor, not a vacuum cleaner. I'm not designed to collect dust.

[A pause.]

Remember to turn my program off when you leave. I'm not a light bulb, either.

Comments

[simulatedmedic]

I'm a hologram. I don't have siblings.

[always_seven]

That's not very nice. Everyone should have a brother.