on the men in her life

[blytheandbonnie]

Dearest Darlingest Munsy,

Spike and Damon? Damon and Spike?

This is so not nearly as exciting as it was on 90210. It's sort of icky, actually.

Maybe you should steer me away from evilish vampires for awhile. Maybe let me focus on work, or men who aren't still in love with pretty blonds.  It's just a thought. After all, you're the one in charge even though sometimes I question your taste.

Forever Yours,
Bonnie McCullough

Comments

[judgy]

+1 from Bonnie Bennett

[blytheandbonnie]

[diana_abel]

Could be worse...

[blytheandbonnie]

[She ponders this.]

Satan?

[diana_abel]

He's kinda cute, for a blond guy.

But so not what I meant, Bonners.

[blytheandbonnie]

I don't follow.

[diana_abel]

Never mind. Just be careful. They're dangerous dudes. Don't imagine either one handles rejection gracefully.

[blytheandbonnie]

Oh, I'm not rejecting anyone.

I'm going to have my cake and eat it too. Not sure which one's the cake and which ones the it, though.

[diana_abel]

That doesn't work out well.

Let's see how many characters of yours I can name drop at once

[blytheandbonnie]

They're not Sam Winchesters.

Spike's all feelingy for Buffy and Cassandra and Damon's told me to go forth and screw around. I'm not hiding anything from anyone.

Brava

[diana_abel]

Okay...

Well, good luck and stuff.

Btw, do you think you can hook me up with some birthday sex?

[blytheandbonnie]

Diana, I didn't know you felt that way about us.

[diana_abel]

Hey, I'll try anything once.

[blytheandbonnie]

I'll see what I can do. Though I'd just take Jack for a spin, if I were you.

[diana_abel]

Ew...

He's like...my dad. Even if we are rolling around on the bed right now.

[blytheandbonnie]

You..obviously had a different relationship with your father than I had with mine.

[diana_abel]

Don't ask.

[blytheandbonnie]

Wow. When did you become such a downer, Angsty McBroody?

[diana_abel]

Well, look at my life right now, Bonnie. It's kinda brutal.

[blytheandbonnie]

I get that concept.

But sulking doesn't help. You should just go do something that'll make your life suck less. Birthday sex is a good start.

[diana_abel]

Anyone else you'd like to try setting me up with?

And don't you dare say Dean Winchester because Jack already tried that and ew.

[ahappydream]

Girls really put up with too much from guys. If they're not into you, ditch 'em, 'cause they're not worth your time.

[not that she knew anyone who had issues with that nope]

[idolstolemylook]

I'd better be Luke Perry. Just sayin'.

[blytheandbonnie]

Of course.

[idolstolemylook]

Not that my choices are all that great.